At Last Pelosi Shuts Up

For those of us keeping score—which is millions of us—first she said she did not know, then she did know but didn’t understand, then she was blatantly lied to. Now she says she has nothing more to say, and we should just move along.

Republicans, not surprisingly, demanded a bipartisan investigation. Not surprisingly, the resolution lost.

Does not matter. The Czar knows that more is coming that will be more damaging to Madame Speaker Pelosi. And it will make this seem trvial by comparison. Gosh darn it, but she just can’t seem to avoid tanking her career.

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.