The Czar needs you to remember that ‘Puter is always right, especially when he expresses outrage over morons like Jenny McCarthy brazenly risking people’s lives to make a badly researched popularity point.

The Czar has identical opinions, which you should read here.

But the most sinister comment in her moonlight-baffled rant? “I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.”

Let us review. There is, in her now-widely-unproven opinion, the possibility that vaccinations are causing autism in some kids. So, in Ms. McCarthy’s opinion, it is perfectly all right for hundreds or thousands of kids to die of preventable diseases like measles, polio, small pox, and more so that she can prove her point.

Rather, it’s okay for your kids to die so that she can be right about hers. Now the irony, of course, is that the death of any unvaccinated child will prove something: that failure to vaccinate kills. Those are called real numbers, which her argument lacks.

You still don’t believe that she is a total moron? Check out this quote from the same interview: In response to the interviewer stating “Measles is among the top five killers in the world of children under 5 years old, yet it kills virtually no one in the U.S. thanks to vaccines,” Ms. McCarthy responds (emphasis added) “If you ask a parent of an autistic child if they want the measles or the autism, we will stand in line for the f___ing measles.”

Ms. McCarthy is blissfully unaware that measles has a f___ing mortality rate. In other words, she thinks that if you offer a parent the choice of an autistic child or a dead child, they will f___ing volunteer for a dead child. This is something that a moron would believe, so you make the call.

Oh yeah, there is only a slight mortality rate with untreated measles in the US. But compared to the number of kids who receive autism from vaccines, it’s an actual, real number. Something, the Czar recalls saying, her argument lacks.

Jenny, more kids die of choking on food than of acquiring autism from vaccines. Why not outlaw feeding children? The bottom line remains: she is not a scientist, she is unable to understand the rudiments of statistics or logic, and is a shallow, narcissistic meat puppet trying to steal a few more hours of glory on a long-faded career at the expense of her own unfortunate circumstances. You are wrong, and people are dying from your cause. What’s the word? Oh, yes: f___ing shut up already.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.