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The annoying popup MS Office assistant was no match for the elements of Technology Saving Us All and Hating Microsoft was defeated easily.  The Pope issued a number of edicts dismantling the 70’s folks tune attack launched by Schoolhouse Rock.  After a few exclamations like “Hey! Darn, that’s the end!”, the head coach of the S.H. Rock team mentioned a Religious Rock series as a possible addition to the team next year.  In the lower part of the bracket, the games were much closer.  James Bond went mano-a-mano with the Adama family and Kara “Starbuck” Thrace and with some help from M and Q, outlasted the new Battlestar Galactica (whose series finale was last night – pretty good, with previews for a special in the fall and a new series, “Caprica”).  The oddly powerful Supercar commercial came back late in the game to defeat those watching the Watchmen.   We look forward to a real tight set of matches next weekend when the Pope takes on Technology Savings Us All and Bond faces the power of public transit commercials from the 1980s.

About GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.

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