Just a quick reply to XWL at Immodest Proposals: No, you’re not a Gormogon, but feel free to imply you might be, especially if the questioner is a Freemason. We wrong-foot them at every turn!
That said, your enthusiasm for the occult nexus of Hello Kitty, conservatism, and nuclear [freaking] power certainly makes you a Gormogonical fellow traveller. And given that you’ve posted the most awesome Christmas picture of 1974, we’re more than happy to have you in the fold. Welcome to our blogpimpatorium.