Obey Me



The Czar is no fool. He views the Live Traffic stats down at the bottom of the blog, here.

He sees that the most popular blog, world-wide, is Creepy Despots.

He also know you like it only because it has Hello Kitty on it.

Fine then. The Czar wants more international traffic, and if this is what you want, you can have all you like. Just keep reading. And obeying her.

About The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia by upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.