The headline says Egypt Wants 3,000-Year-Old Wooden Coffin Illegally Smuggled Into U.S..
And so the Czar blinks and says, Why not just send it to us normally?
Oh, they want it returned.
Nice editing, there, Fox. Try this: Egypt Seeks Return of 3,000-Year-Old-Coffin. Hey, this one uses fewer words, too!
Good to see, though, that media whore Zahi Hawass managed to get his name in the news again. Its been what, two days? Once again, Doctor Jones, you see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away! When does catering arrive? Im out of Evian!