Now that I’ve got your attention, check this out.
Spirit Airlines’ stewardesses (air hostesses?) have a problem with their employer’s ad campaign. Admittedly, it is a little over the top to advertise your airline’s “double Ds” and “MILFs.” But at least the airline’s not turning you into inappropriate billboards. Wait a minute. Yes, it is. In the finest NASCAR tradition, Spirit is selling advertising anywhere it can think of. Enjoy your new Bud Light logoed drink aprons, ladies.
Hey, look on the bright side, ladies. Your employer could’ve had them embroidered with the “Got Milk?” logo instead.
*The post label is an inside Gormogons joke relating to the time ‘Puter harmlessly referred to travel agents as “traveling whores” while sitting next to the much larger, stronger son of a travel agent. Hilarity did not ensue, at least not for ‘Puter. The Volgi and GorT did enjoy the moment, however.