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They really know what to do??

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2009 by GorTJanuary 31, 2009

Given this following video, how can we believe that the democrat-led Congress knows how to help the economy? They ignored warnings from the Bush White House repeatedly. They claimed that FreddyMac and FannieMae were not in trouble. So now, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

Ghettoputer’s directing and starring in films?

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2009

Why didn’t you tell us, man? Via Film Drunk. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The $5 Gajillion Stimulus Package

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 29, 2009

‘Puter’s fairly certain that the House’s passed stimulus package is going to harm more than help, for any number of reasons, not least of which is that Republicans have thus far, to a man (person, if you must), refused to … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Stimulus Package

Traveling Whores

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 29, 2009

Now that I’ve got your attention, check this out. Spirit Airlines’ stewardesses (air hostesses?) have a problem with their employer’s ad campaign. Admittedly, it is a little over the top to advertise your airline’s “double Ds” and “MILFs.” But at … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising, Spirit Airlines, Stewardesses

Hey, who’s this guy?

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 29, 2009

I kind of like him! “Interference of the State, the belief in the omnipotence of the State: that is a reaction to market failures,” Mr Putin said in his keynote address at the opening of the four-day meeting. “There is … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Putin that Chekist хуй, Soviet Union

More Dubya mistakes

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 28, 2009

From the Weekly Standard. A total lack of a North Korea policy. Neglect of the navy in the face of a Chinese build-up. (Aircraft carriers are pure force-projection platforms—there’s nothing defensive about them.) One does worry about relative foreign-policy tyros … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Diplomacy, Dubya, North Korea, U.S. Navy

No New New Deal!

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 28, 2009

Notwithstanding reports that all economists are now Keynesians and that we all support a big increase in the burden of government, we the undersigned do not believe that more government spending is a way to improve economic performance. More government … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Cato Institute, Economic policy, Samuel Johnson, Stimulus Package

More Dick!

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by GorTJanuary 28, 2009

(That’s Philip K. Dick, you people) There’s word out there that one of the writers for Eagle Eye is working on a sequel script to “Bladerunner” (based on Philip K. Dick’s “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep” originally published in … Continue reading →

Posted in Sequels, This movie really sucks

The Eighth Plague

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 28, 2009

Baby Boomers are the biblical plague of locusts, selfishly devouring the U.S. economy, moving on and leaving nothing for surviving generations to live on. And they shall cover the face of the earth, that one cannot be able to see … Continue reading →

Posted in Baby Boomer, Exodus, Intergenerational Warfare, Locusts

The U.S. Economy Is Lousy

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 28, 2009

But at least we’re not Great Britain. Maybe a dental care stimulus plan would help the country feel better. * Bad British teeth allusions are low hanging fruit, but the old jokes are like comfort food in these trying times. … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Economy, Great Britain

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