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Somewhere Ferdy & Izzy are smiling.

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

Your Volgi was wrong: Spain says, “Thanks for playing, Señor Bin-Laden. Enjoy your lovely parting gifts and these delicious airport tapas.” Via Abe Greenwald @ Commentary, also glad to be wrong. … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Osama bin-Laden, Spain

Great news

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

China and Taiwan getting along well. Let’s hope this continues. … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Taiwan

It begins…

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

Hamas. Iran. Russia. China is on the clock! Mary, patroness of the United States, ora pro nobis. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Hamas, Iran, Israel, Russia

Congratulations, President Obama

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

With Pennsylvania and Ohio lost, the Gormogons are calling the election for President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama. We congratulate him and his supporters, despite the fact that his policies are decidedly not ours. He is the President of the United States … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama

Voting in Maryland

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by GorTNovember 4, 2008

So I walked into my local voting place to do my civic duty in the mid-afternoon. The polling place was relatively empty. Of course, I reach for my wallet to pull out my driver’s license to prove who I am … Continue reading →

Posted in Red Dot, Voting

al-Andalus, May It Swiftly Be Returned to Islam!

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

So, one of Osama’s sons wants asylum in Spain. The question of interest to me is, why? Just wants a convenient European base of operations for the family business (since Spain was successfully bombed out of opposition to al-Qaida)? ¿Rereconquista? … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Osama bin-Laden, Spain

Black and not voting for Obama

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

How tough must that be? Electing a black president (even one with no real connection to the legacy of slavery) has got to be one of the signal events of the long, great struggle to overcome the legacy of slavery … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Black America, Race

‘Puter’s Cover Gets Blown

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by 'PuterNovember 4, 2008

Here’s a picture of ‘Puter on a recent trip to Ralph Wilson Stadium located in Orchard Park, near the world-renowned tourist mecca of Buffalo, New York. ‘Puter and his hausfrau were trying to enjoy themselves some Western New York football. … Continue reading →

Posted in Deadspin, Genny Cream Ale, Mrs. 'Puter, Ralph Wilson Stadium, Satan

Back the Mormons!

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

Not a sentiment you might expect to find here in our Papist precincts, but this kind of bigotry is vile and reprehensible. So, to all our LDS friends, while we’re never going to agree on theology (which, you know, might … Continue reading →

Posted in Bigotry, Gay Marriage, Mormons, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Is the Volgi gonna have to choke a bitch?

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

Because this Duke psychologist is moving to the front of the line. Remind me, Duke Psychologist, was it a Republican or a Democrat who wrote “How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your … Continue reading →

Posted in P.J. O'Rourke, Stupid People

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