Friend of the Gormogons Jonah Goldberg has a good column today in which he channels both the Volgi:

But you know what? Who cares? Personally, I would think less of the Obamas if they sent their kids to bad schools out of some ideological principle. Parents’ first obligation is to do right by their own kids.

And Ghettoputer.

The main reason politicians adopt a policy of malign neglect: teachers unions, arguably the single worst mainstream institution in our country today. No group has a stronger or better-organized stranglehold on a political party than they do. No group is more committed to putting ideological blather and self-interest before the public good.

Read the whole thing.

’Puter, that picture is a Biblical allusion, not one of your What’s in Mr. Slave? series.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.