Ah, college. ‘Puter remembers his halcyon days of higher learning well. However, ‘Puter doesn’t recall getting bombed with the president of his college though. Might’ve happened. ‘Puter’s relatively blank on 5.75 of the best 7 years of his life.
Behold Mark Crimmins, ex-president of Iowa Central Community College (affectionately known as Thirteenth Grade), got caught pouring beer down a hot coed’s throat. ‘Puter’s more disturbed that Crimmins has such poor taste in beer. If you’re going to lose your job, man, at least be drinking something good, not the ungodly Coors Light. Try Custom Brewcrafter’s Wee Heavy Winter Ale. At 8.1% alcohol content, it’ll keep you nice and warm as you’re passed out in the Upstate snow.
Hopefully with a couple of hot coeds.