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Thrice-bad Mummy?

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2008

Ok, the Œcumenical Volgi is among the world’s biggest fans of the The Mummy, Stephen Sommers’ excellently pitched action-horror-comedy. It’s feather light, immensely likable, and perfect popcorn-wolfing fun. The Volgi liked The Mummy so much that he was in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Alexandra DuPont, Brendan Fraser, China, Movies, Stupid Mongorians, The Adorable Rachel Weisz, The Middle Kingdom, The Mummy, This movie really sucks, Yeti

Maybe I’m naïve…

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2008 by GorTJuly 31, 2008

…but I just don’t see how climate change (and I believe man has little impact on it – see here and here and here) is a racial issue but some people are trying to make it one. Isn’t this just … Continue reading →

Posted in T2on, The end of the Little Ice Age, This movie really sucks

So I’m clicking around that site…

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2008

…and I see this picture. Apparently it’s from the shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe in that traditionally Mexican community of La Crosse, Wisconsin. It doesn’t say, and I’ll have to double-check the artist’s catalogue raisonné, but I’m pretty sure … Continue reading →

Posted in Aztecs, Blasphemy, Regina Cæli Θεοτοκος Advocata Evæ gratia plena Stella maris Causa nostræ lætitiæ, St. Juan Diego, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Inside Catholic baseball.

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2008

Move along, nothing to see here. Except it gives me another excuse to rail against stupid H.R.’s ripping out the communion rail. GRR! Where’s my freakin’ intinctorium! … Continue reading →

Posted in crimes against architecture, intinction, stuff that makes me mad, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Military goodness

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2008

Some fun videos from MilitaryTimes.com. For gun dorks, the H&K 416, which looks to be an distinct improvement on the M4 (the Kalashnikov-inspired gas piston is a particularly welcome upgrade), though I still don’t know if terminal ballistics are going … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns

The heart breaks.

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 30, 2008

One victim, three-year-old Aleyna Çelik, was laid to rest in her parents’ hometown, the Aegean city of Amasya. Her mother, Melike Çelik, speaking at the funeral, said, “I died with her. Today (Monday) was supposed to be her birthday. Instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Awfulness, People Who Need Killin', Turkey

Vacation assignment for the ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 30, 2008

Ghettoputer, see how you would have done on Professor Obama’s con-law exam. My guess is… … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, We the People…in order to form a more perfect union

Le Colbert ultramontain

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 29, 2008

For reason which must remain obscure, this is more GorT’s bailiwick than mine, but Stephen Colbert on the looming Anglican schism is pretty darn funny. … Continue reading →

Posted in B16, Divorced-beheaded-died-divorced-beheaded-survived, Le Colbert, schismatics, This TV show really sucks

Tire iron!

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 29, 2008

Well, between Ghettoputer’s braining some guy and my unloading my sawed-off on my Toro, GorT has compiled a pretty excellent police blotter. When will his felonious misdeeds come to light? Watch this space… … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, The Lawnmower Man, Tire-iron fu

Ghettoputer’s Weapon of Choice

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2008 by GorTJuly 29, 2008

While most of the amusement in this story is an inside, high school joke for us three, I figured I’d post it anyway: ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — Orange County investigators searched for three men who robbed a Roma’s Pizza Shop … Continue reading →

Posted in Tire-iron fu

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