Dear Gormogon

Hello my name is Nabtunde Mkotomo and i just to finish reading your internet posting from yesterday. It is good to make meet of you.

I am a 78 year old widow living in Nigeria and my husband was the NIGERIA MINISTER OF DEFENCE and to that ends he died with dollars 76,00,000,00 in the bank nigerian. Because of NIGERIA LAW the banks says i cannot to withdraw these monies unless i have small cash collateral. I simply need someone of American to send me a cheque for dollars us fifteen hundred. Once you to send me this monies, i can acess the my moneys and in gratitude most egregious i will send you a cheque back, for the sum of one million us of the dollars for your help.

Please to CONTACT me and i am will sending you my address to which to send your cheque too. Thanks YOU and GOD BLESS you.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.