Saturday, March 31, 2012

How the Left Lost The Race Card

When this is racist and that is racist appears more than once a month in a new story or interview, eventually the word loses its effectiveness.

For example, television viewers are no longer shocked to see interracial kissing. The insistence that most shows feature at least one openly gay character seems to be unimpressive to audiences today. All-black or all-Hispanic sit coms fail at the same rate as all other shows. Liberal Hollywood used exposure to deaden the shock to traditional expectations—it is an effective strategy, and one used today by advertisers, movie makers, savvy conservatives, and news organizations. Keep pushing the shock value and eventually no one is shocked by it.

The same thing happened to racism: charges of racism—patently false—became such a knee-jerk reaction to anything liberals could not argue against that today it has become largely humorous. Fifteen years ago, the charge of racism was devestating. Today, it is nearly a badge of honor because it indicates that the recipient of the charge must be onto something good.

No better example of this was the recent charge that Newt Gingrich was a racist because he addressed a reporter by his first name, despite years of personal friendship, on live television. When challenged how this could conceivably be racist, the Left replied that it was—ready for this?—a “racist dogwhistle,” meaning that use of a person’s first name carried a special code only racists could understand.

Against government spending? Racist. Oppose public sector unions? Racist. Prefer to drive rather than use public transportation? Racist. Like ketchup more than mustard? You’re probably racist; hang on while we check. Rhetorically, when a person uses the R-word to counter another argument, it has become a reductio ad absurdum defense: reduced to the point of adbsurdity.

Had liberals used the “racist” charge only when it actually applied, it might not become the punchline it is today.

Look, the liberal track record here is not very good. Generally, when the Left charges someone with racism, one of the following is certain to occur:

1. You got the wrong guy. No better example of this is Al Sharpton: virtually any side he picks will wind up being the wrong one. If you feel you have a case, and Al Sharpton flies down for solidarity with you, you have to realize that you’ve lost your argument. His track record is that bad. Likewise, Jesse Jackson is equally likely to demand an investigation and then be utterly embarrassed by the outcome. These demogogues are like the Washington Generals of causes.

2. He actually is a Leftist himself. Racism, whether embodied by Nazis, the Klan, Communists, fascists, or other folks no one likes, tends to be a liberal phenomenon. Most liberals, in return, fail to realize that racism is incompatible with conservative principles for a variety of reasons. Sure, there are right-wing racists; there just are very few of them, and they rarely have much of an effect beyond their immediate circle. And unlike the Left, the Right tends to identify and isolate these crackpots as quickly as possible.

3. He has a strong argument and the Left knows it. When Rep. Joe Wilson inappropriately heckled President Obama with “You lie!” during a speech on government takeover of healthcare, he was attacked as a racist under the assumption that he could not accept that Obama was black. The reality is that President Obama was in fact lying through his teeth: the President knew it, Rep. Wilson knew it, and the Left most assuredly knew it. Since they could not explain why Wilson was wrong, they turned to their overdrawn racism card once again.

4. He most definitely is not. On a bizarrely paneled CNN debate, actor Jay Thomas accused editor Joel Pollack of being afraid of black people simply because the latter linked President Obama to radicals. Pollack refused to acknowledge this, and returned to a point-by-point syllogism of how Obama has associated with radicalism. Pollack might, however, have mentioned that his wife—and therefore half his family through marriage—is not only black, but his mother-in-law is a friend, acquaintance, and political associate of Nelson Mandela. Similarly, this is why the Left accused Republicans of supporting Herman Cain: because conservatives are trying to hide their racism.

Frankly, this is all a good thing. Conservatives have gone, in a few short years, from playing defense on racism to exposing the Left’s flamboyant hypocrisy at every turn. We’re not sure if anyone really believes it anymore. Let us hope not.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Nothing To See Here. Except, Of Course, All This

Liberals will have their work cut out for them over the next couple of months. With all this bad-for-the-Left news going on, you can bet that distractions and personal attacks will be the usual bill of fare.

Things couldn’t be worse for the badly teetering Obamacare law, as the SCOTUS rips it to shreds by asking simple questions. Or could they be worse? Sure, especially when an inspection revealed that a math error in the bill puts it $17 trillion in the red, meaning that the bill would lose at least $82 trillion over the next 75 years. But what you don’t understand is this is all very desirable, regardless of its legality or solvency.

What to make of the news that the Obama administration has been feeding information to Iran that hampers Israel’s ability to attack Iran? Scandal, scandal, scandal! Therefore, we need to call attention to ways the President is going to solve the Iranian problem without Israel. just what the doctor ordered.

We saw the Left back Trayvon Martin and call for the literal mob assault on the accused, only to discover that maybe the media got the story completely backward from the beginning. Well, this rap song fantasy must have a way to salvage it so that the whitish guy who shot him can still be guilty. And sure enough: Trayvon attacked his shooter because of pre-meditated self-defense.

Given that Paul Ryan’s budget plan passed the House while President Obama’s was a total shutout means they have to find a way to embarrass him and distract from his far superior command of basic introductory economics. And so it begins.

And don’t concern youself with news that President Obama admitted over an open mic that once he’s re-elected, he will have the flexibility to do anything he wants. Because as you know Romney is totally unpopular and Santorum is one scary gaffe after another.

What a bad week for the Left. And the most interesting bit is that the worse the news appears to be about the Right and how good it is for the Left, the more you know it is the other way around. And yeah, it looks like more and more people know this, too.

In which the Lil Resident learns the difference between Religious Freedom and Freedom of Worship...

The Lil Resident was asking Dr. J. this morning about what was going on on the news on the radio, as Cardinal Dolan's visit to 'The No Spin Zone' She was asking what was going on that he was talking about. Rather than get into the nuances of contraception with her, as she is too young for that discussion, Dr. J. explained that Obama's healthcare law which in addition to being bad for patients and doctors has put into place rules that religious people, including Catholics, have to pay for things against their religion.

She asked why the government would do that, considering that we are supposed to be free?

Dr. J. asked her, "Are you supposed to be a Catholic only at mass and Sunday School?"

She replied, "No, I'm supposed to be a Catholic in everything I do."

"Correct!"

Dr. J. went on to say that The Constitution is supposed to protect our religious beliefs and practice. He also went on to say that there are many in the Obama Administration, including, Dr. J. believes, the President himself that feel that you can be a Catholic, or a Christian, or whatever religion you practice, from 10-12 on Sundays (or whatever), but you leave that at the door when you show up for work or school.

What they believe in is 'Freedom of Worship' which is very different than Freedom of Religion because while the principal focus of our worship, as Catholics, is Sunday Mass, we strive to model Godly behavior in everything we do.

One of the reasons the Lil Resident and Lil Medstudent attend the Jedi Academy is because we want them to be in an environment where they are free to be Catholics and Christians in everything they do, and not for it to be checked at the door.

Indeed, the Tennessee State House passed legislation this week that protects student religious speech in the public schools. It remains to be seen if this legislation will become law.

The reality is that we have a significant number of politicians in office who have lost their way and confuse Freedom of Religion, one of our first freedoms, with Freedom of Worship or even worse, Freedom from Religion. It is high time we kick these bozos out of office because when a small child can tell that her freedoms are eroding it is clear that something is seriously wrong.

The Czar Might Not Be Wrong Here

If the Czar had to choose, and he is glad he does not, he would suspect the single greatest thing that annoyed GorT ever in the history of political science was Nancy Pelosi’s claim that she and Senator Harry Reid were leading the “most honest, open, and ethical Congress ever.”

Just a guess.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Just How Bad?

We've talked about the federal budget process before - it starts with the president sending a proposed budget to Congress for consideration.  The president was late submitting it this year and Congress voted on it yesterday.  It went down in flames.  414 to 0.  Zero votes for President Obama's proposed budget.  The gravy on top was that the Bowles-Simpson budget reduction plan also was voted down 382-38.  A measure that President Obama championed from the beginning.

I'll be the first to pin the budget problems on Congress.  They have the Constitutional mandate and authority over the federal budget.  I snicker when I see those various posts flying about in the blogosphere or on Facebook showing how fiscally sound (at least relatively) Obama is when comparing to previous presidents.  I am usually quick to adjust those views and show the party in control of Congress during those years and you'd be surprised - well, maybe not - as to which party that turns out to be.  Yes, the GOP has been less focused on fiscal matters as I would have hoped so they share the blame in this.

"This [Bowles-Simpson] doesn’t go big. This doesn’t tackle the problem. This doesn’t do the big things," said Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., chairman of the House Budget Committee and primary author of a Republican version of the 2013 federal budget, introduced last week.  "You can never get the debt under control if you don’t deal with our health care entitlement programs," he said.

Now let's see what Congress can do.  I have confidence in the House but I'm sure the Senate, particularly the Senate democrats, will stall on this.  Heck, it's only been about 1,065 days since they did they're CONSTITUTIONALLY MANDATED JOB and passed a budget.

Lego Rorschach Test - Answer Key

Gentle Readers,

Here are the answers from yesterday's quiz.

1) The Simpsons

2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

3) South Park

4) The Smurfs

5) Asterix and Obelix

6) Bert and Ernie

7) Donald Duck, Huey, Louis and Dewey

8) Lucky Luke and the Daltons

If you got 5&8 you're a better person than Dr. J. He never heard of Lucky Luke and the Daltons...









You Smart Too

The Czar knows what hundreds of you are thinking.

“Hey Dread, we love that you print full letters and emails and communiques from some really smart people. Well, I'm smart too, and once in a while, I wish several hundred people a day could read some of my ideas. How would I go about that?”

It is easy: send us an email by following the SiMpuL directions on the left (or in the center 3cm off the screen if using the Yoptari browser).

It can be in reply to something one of us brilliant experts wrote.

It can be in response to something one of our other correspondents contributed.

It can be on a totally new topic or question or whatever the heck you like.

If you can string a few sentences together, we’ll put it up for our worldwide audience of celebrities to enjoy. Because you ARE that smart.

And you can pretty much email any one of us; doesn’t need to be me. Even Mandarin will post letters! And he’s been surly as hell lately.

Canadiana

The Big G is, of course, a world-spanning conspiracy. And to prove we are not simply right-wing American jingoists, we want to make an effort to appeal more to our overseas captives interests. With that in mind, we have our top secret man in Canada writing yet another For-Canadians-By-A-Canadian Post. Our readership up in The Leaf is still a bit sparse, so we hope that this attracts more Canadians to our site. And yeah, the Czar would welcome thoughts from countries besides the US and Canada. If you ever have any. MH writes in with another report from Canada.

Mighty Czar,

Apologies for the long silence. For reasons of mental and spiritual regeneration (and since I don’t get paid the big blogger bucks!), I took a semi-hiatus from the world of news and opinion. Fortunately, I now feel tanned, rested and ready to provide that sweet, glorious, hoser content.

In local news, festive youths celebrated an unseasonably warm St. Patrick’s Day by boozing all day, torching a news van (video link), and fighting with police. Apparently one of the leaders of tomorrow even added a propane tank to the blaze. Unfortunately, natural selection was not available for comment.

Of course the real story is not the riot itself, but the ever deteriorating quality of Canadian policing demonstrated time and again in cities across the nation (eg. Vancouver Stanley Cup riot, Toronto G20 riot, Caledonia subdivision native occupation, etc.). If there’s one thing the hooligans and law-abiding citizens all agree upon, it’s that we have little to no respect for law enforcement services that do not enforce the law.

In this case, here’s the money line from the article: The crowd’s courage grew every time a bottle shattered on a windshield of a cruiser until police had no recourse but to retreat and leave the streets to the rioters.

Indeed, indeed, no recourse whatsoever. What other possible solution could present itself to police brass when drunken rioters are burning a vehicle, destroying public property, and endangering human life while surrounded by officers in riot gear?

So what’s the unsurprising official response to the ensuing public outcry? We just need to pass another law! Evidently, the solution which 90% of the population supports and understands continues to elude police management and their craven political masters.

Gormogons Spotlight On: CanadaIn somewhat related news, notorious hater-of-puppies Dick Cheney cancelled a planned visit to Toronto and will be replaced by the even more notorious killer-of-unicorns Mark Steyn. Word on the street is that Cheneyburtonfascist!11!! is a pansified, pussified pansy who’s scared of tough left-wing protesters looking to arrest him for torturing the souls of little children. Word in reality is that, given his health problems, he’s concerned about again being trapped in a speaking venue for seven hours.

As Mr. Steyn joked, not only would that be dangerous, but then he’d also have to endure another seven hour wait in the ER. Funny, sad, and not too far from the truth.

Best of luck on that Supreme Court Obamacare thingy!

Lastly, in more titillating news (you’ll soon see what I did there), the writ has been dropped in Alberta where the Progressive Conservatives will be looking for their 13th consecutive majority in the April election. Unfortunately for them, they’ve been focussing a bit too much on the ‘progressive’ side of their name in recent years, and a recent survey shows they are in danger of losing to the recently formed right of centre Wildrose Party.

So you may be asking yourself, self, why do I care? Here’s why!

I don’t know what the missing hubcap means, but I do know that I like it.

Sincerely,
MH

Guest Post: Health Insurance I Need

BG writes a short essay so perfect that the Czar presents it in its entirety.

Great Axe-Wielding Czar -

You state, "Obamacare provides nothing that the majority of Americans want; it provides—at great cost—a handful of dark and unpleasant items that fewer than 18% of Americans desire."

I recently turned 61 years old; my wife is 57 (wow, that happened fast...). So we reallyreallyreally need contraceptive services because we're afraid that any minute now, Angels of the Lord will appear before us, as they did before Abraham and Sarah, and inform us that the missus is great with child, and we will become progenitors of nations and we're not ready to deal with that yet.

You know what I haven't seen in Obamacare - in addition to constitutionality and common sense? Deductibles. A lot of people - me and the missus included - view insurance as something to protect us from the risk of catastrophic financial loss, not something that covers every scraped knee. The smart people who cobbled together Obamacare decided we must be stupid because we don't understand why we need to be protected from every medical expense, even the ten bucks a month birth control pills cost.

Hey, smart guys, can me and the missus drop the birth control coverage and pay less for our insurance each month?

No?

Well, can we at least opt for a high deductible against the risk of unintended pregnancy?

No?

Well, can we get some other health insurance coverage that isn't subject to stupid government regulations that do us no good whatsoever?

No?

Gee, thanks; more government control is improving our lives every day!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Sweet Memories

DT writes in:
Oh Wise and Mighty Czar,

Thank you for the explanation of the Castle Doctrine. I initially found the story confusing, as I confused the generic “castle” with the Castle Gormogon. That doctrine is a bit more … medieval, shall we say? Something to do with hot pokers, Justin Bieber records, and BenGay™ to the codpiece? Or am I confusing that with the Dread Dr. J’s cocktail parties?
Not sure; Doc has not had the Czar around for one of his parties ever since we made the ill-timed joke about the horny medic and the soldier with the sucking chest wound. Volgi remembers that one.

He is probably surprised we remember it, given the state of sobriety required to make a gag like that. Which was almost part of the joke.

Anyway, the Czar is not certain if we have an overall doctrine outside of Obey Us. Plenty of advice, especially about staying out of the Castle basement. Oh, and out of the second floor public washrooms until ‘Puter’s out of there. And then about 30 minutes thereafter.

Lego Rorschach Test

Can you identify the cartoon characters from their Lego constructs?



Answers will be revealed tomorrow.
 h/t George Takei

Stand Your Ground & The Castle Doctrine

The Gormogons have not commented much (except perhaps on Twitter) concerning the death of teenager Trayvon Martin, pending a lengthy examination of the facts—which seem to be much in dispute, due entirely in part to an over-zealous mainstream media pillage party.

Coincidentally, Chicago news touched on a local story about an elderly homeowner who shot and wounded a teenaged robber who forced his way into the man’s home. The story made news not because of what appears to be the first documented case of a non-white non-Hispanic on non-white non-Hispanic armed invasion, but because the homeowner was arrested—as a former felon, he is prohibited from possessing a firearm in Illinois. Since he shot in clear self-defense, though, prosecutors are having a bit of chin-scratch as to how to proceed. Yes, the wounded boy was arrested as well.

But this is not the subject of the Czar’s essay today. Rather, two careless comments have been made in the media recently regarding these stories that the Czar felt he should clear up.

In the first case, you have heard a bit about the “stand-your-ground” law; national news editorial services have commented that since this law was passed, the number of so-called justifiable shootings in Florida have gone up. To the editorial writers, this indicates something is amiss with the law, and it ought to be scrapped.

In fact, no. Many, many locations around the United States have a stand-your-ground law, and unless shootings have increased in these areas as well, you cannot challenge the law's reasoning. Rather, you might consider that legitimate self-defense shootings have gone up because they can. Look for corresponding drops in violent crime attempts, rather than leap at the first post hoc ergo propter hoc thing you can think of.

What is a stand-your-ground law?

Previously, nearly all states and municipalities had a requirement that—before you can use deadly violence—you had an obligation to make a “retreat.” What that meant varied from location to location, but basically it came down to this: before you shoot a guy attempting to kill you, you needed to at least try to make an escape. Only if there was no chance of escape could you shoot.

The problems with this are many, which is why more and more legal bodies are dropping that requirement. The original law assumed that a violent crime was something like a business transaction. Even the wording among lawyers indicates it: when a person approaches you with intent to do violent harm, you must recognize any disparity of force (he’s bigger than you) or immediate peril (he’s actually lunging a knife), and effect a retreat. If and only if this is impossible, you may use deadly force assuming all these conditions have been met.

In reality, this “transaction” goes something like this: you’re walking down the street, and some teenaged punk pops out of an alleyway and shoots you point blank in the head, killing you.

Believe it or not, the law sees that difference in many parts of the country. The stand-your-ground law recognizes you don’t have a second to waste in a life-or-death situation. If someone armed with a weapon, or physically bigger than you, or there’re two or more attackers, etc., steps out of a dark alleyway and engages you in an attack, you are justified to draw a weapon and fire. You do not need to wait to be killed before you can defend yourself.

Stand your ground and shoot.

This seems barbaric to a lot of folks, but it recognizes the reality of self-defense when criminals are at least as well-armed as you should be. And, despite uncited studies out of context, there is no evidence that stand-your-ground laws result in greater numbers of unjustified shootings.

This leads us to the Chicago story. A lot of jurisdictions (most, actually, but not Chicago so far) now recognize what is called the Castle Doctrine. This assumes that your home is your castle, and that once someone forces his way into your home, he understands and accepts that you are in your legal rights to kill him. You have no duty to retreat, no duty to assess whether there is disparity of force or not because, realistically, you have no time to assess any of these things and no place to which you can retreat.

For example, if you hear breaking glass in the middle of the night and the sounds of someone swiping your Blu-Ray player with Eat Pray Love still loaded in it, you can grab a firearm and approach the intruder. If you announce you are armed, he is obligated to drop down and submit himself for citizen arrest. If he does not, but turns to you aggressively, you have to assume—in the darkness and fogginess of sleep—that he is turning to shoot you with his own weapon. So you shoot first.

Now, the actual step-by-steps of the Castle Doctrine are a little more careful than this, and the Czar is not promoting a legal guideline for flawless home defense—but the assumption is that, contrary to anti-gun propaganda—your responsibility is not to call the police and wait several minutes while someone attacks your family. Nor are you required to let him have the Blu-Ray player and go on his way, because now you are imagining what his intentions were in the first place. And that’s a bad bet.

Your home is your castle, not the police’s. Only call the police when the immediate threats to you and your family have been subdued—remember, if he submits to your pointed firearm, you can hold him there peacefully while you call the police with your non-shooting hand. If he escapes, let him go. If he waits, the police will arrive at some point.*

So as you hear the terms stand-your-ground and Castle Doctrine, know that these are both in play in many areas of the country—and that no corresponding increase in unwarranted shootings have occurred in these areas. Some have seen crime go down, some have seen crime stay the same—but crime does not appear to go up in these jurisdictions overall.

*Some years ago, the Czar's sainted mother called because someone was forcing a basement window open in her home. She contacted the police immediately, and then called the Czar. The Czar arrived at her home in 15 minutes to determine that it was an animal trying to break the glass to get in; the police, of course, never arrived or called. This is one of those situations where no mistakes can be tolerated. The police, you may be surprised to know, have no legal responsibility to respond to any call or put themselves in harm's way. This responsibility is yours and yours alone, citizen.

Bible Verse of the Day



Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.
- Proverbs 4:23


Image courtesy of fuoo.blogspot.com

A Man For Others

Maryland, home to GorT and the adolescent home for two other Gormogons, is a very blue state. Since the inception of a governorship of the state in 1777 with Thomas Johnson, the state has had 29 democrat governors and only 6 republican governors. In fact, historically, there have been more federalist and democratic-republican governors (9 each) than the modern republican variety. Prior to Gov. Bob Ehrlich, the last republican governor was Spiro Agnew who resigned his office to become the VPOTUS in 1969. According to a 2010 Gallup poll, Maryland is the third most democrat-favoring state with a 22% advantage for the democrat party in registered voter party affiliations, trailing the District of Columbia and Vermont.

So when you hear cries of crony capitalism and favoring businesses for particular contracts, one might think that it is a charge led by the majority here. But you'd be wrong. Governor O'Malley is supporting a bill (HB576) which would bestow a special legal status on public-private partnerships with a retroactive clause. If this bill passes the Senate, processes intended to ensure competitive and fair bidding on state projects could be bypassed. One doesn't have to look far to see why this is being pushed now - from Martha Mossburg's piece in the Baltimore Sun:

As a refresher, the $1.5 billion taxpayer-financed project in Baltimore City is stalled due to a lawsuit by a group of downtown business owners who claim the state circumvented the competitive bidding process to choose developers. The state tried to dismiss the case and failed — and then, outrageously, countersued plaintiffs for $100 million and failed again. So far, the state has refused to provide documentation on the project as required by court order.

and

Del. Luiz Simmons, Democrat of Montgomery County, said of the bill, "What we are about to do is to become legislators in a banana republic where they routinely interfere with the judicial process on behalf of special interests."

And they are not just any special interests but close allies of Governor O'Malley. A long list of political supporters would benefit from the State Center development, including lobbyist Sean Malone, Mr. O'Malley's labor commissioner during his time as mayor of Baltimore. He represents State Center LLC, as well as other organizations that stand to gain from this legislation, including East Baltimore Development Inc., the secretive, taxpayer-funded organization overseeing the haltingly slow redevelopment of land around Johns Hopkins Hospital.

The lobbyist's influence on the legislation was so strong that Mr. Simmons said he was told to "work it [his objections] out with Sean Malone."




As Martha Mossburg points out in her lead paragraph, Maryland just received a D- grade for corruption risk in a national report.  Maybe someone should point this "culture of corruption" out to Nancy Pelosi.

Obamacare: What If Its Authors Knew All Along?

Let us consider what Obamacare really is from the perspective of whether its authors were competent.

We can begin with the opposite point of view: if the authors of Obamacare were incompetent, then the legislation should be scrapped and re-done by competent people. This is not as crazy as it sounds: given the original bill was a goofy pastiche of ideas slapped and pasted together by various (sometimes competing) groups, and the final draft raced through without people getting a chance to read it (right, Nancy?), there is a good chance that the entire legislation is a stupid mess that needs to be removed and reconsidered.

Or we can consider that the authors knew exactly what they were doing. If so, some questions.

Does Obamacare lower the costs of health insurance for all Americans? We know the answer is no, and this comes from the CBO. We also know that insurance costs have jumped up since passage. Strike this one.

Does Obamacare provide increased access to healthcare? No.

Does Obamacare provide insurance coverage to more Americans? Again, no: the number of options actually dwindles under Obamacare, and buy-in costs are much higher than if free markets were allowed to pursue competitive options.

Does Obamacare reform Medicaid? No, it makes Medicaid worse by dumping millions of previously disallowed participants, while also pulling a half-billion dollars out of it.

Does Obamacare provide better healthcare to participants? No, again. In fact, evidence of rationing and regulated control of treathments ensures that participants will have fewer health options.

So what does Obamacare achieve? As Senator John Cornyn accurately sums up:
The federal government has come up with its own (ever-evolving) definition of “health insurance,” which now includes free access to sterilization, contraception, and certain abortifacients such as the morning-after pill. It is demanding that employers provide this Washington-approved insurance or else face a penalty. It is also demanding that young and/or healthy Americans pay for benefits that they don’t want and don’t need (and potentially cannot afford). In other words, it has decided that the purchase of an expensive, government-approved product is now a condition of U.S. citizenship.
So the only logical extension of the question “what did its authors intend” is that Obamacare is nothing less than a massive liberal/leftist attempt to give out free stuff that their special interests want.

Unfortunately, the Supreme Court is charged only with interpreting the constitutionality of the law, not its effectiveness. Fortunately, that’s your job. It comes down to this: from everything we have seen or documented, Obamacare provides nothing that the majority of Americans want; it provides—at great cost—a handful of dark and unpleasant items that fewer than 18% of Americans desire.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

#hashtagfever

#ILikeObamacare

#DinnerwithBarack

#ObamaCaresAboutMe

#gen44

These are twitter hashtags created by various and sundry tendrils of those who wish to re-elect President Obama.

These hashtags, and many before them were contrived attempts to drive the conversation on twitter. Fortunately, the conservative twittersphere has been #hashtaghijack(ing) them and openly mocking the attempt to #tweetthevote in favor of the President.

While President Obama was the first candidate to tap into the grassroots power of the internet, this recent foray into the twittersphere has been an #epicfail.

Successful hashtags are simple identifiers, such as #OWS and #tcot, occasionally a cry to battle such as #VetthePrez or #40dollars. Alternatively humorous threads that break the up the typical conversation with indulgences in juvenile sillyness, are the most successful short term hashtags, like #CelebrityDrinks, which is trending today.

In otherwords, In 2007-8 Obama was a successful internet campaigner, tapping into email and texting for a legion of small dollar donations and getting the message out.

In 2012, the Obama campaign #hashtagblitz more comes across as your middle aged dad trying to be hip.
Thank you for playing...

Vlad, can I call you back in mid November?




President Obama had a hot mic yesterday when he was talking election politics with President Medvedev at the Seoul Nuclear Summit.

While we don't have the whole conversation available to us, it sounds strangely like President Obama is suggesting that he would like to discuss an arms treaty with Team Putin, but it needs to wait until after the election.

If it has to wait until after the election, Dr. J. strongly suspects that he is looking to make deep cuts in our arsenal, something that might not resonate well with moderates and can't be demagogued with class warfare tropes.

It's not like he's worried about losing the security hawk vote...

Read Along At Home

For those interested, you can read the testimony presented today here.

Some choice excerpts:

JUSTICE KENNEDY:  Can you create commerce in order to regulate it?

JUSTICE SCALIA:  Any self purchasing? Anything I -- you know if I'm in any market at all, my failure to purchase something in that market subjects me to regulation.

GENERAL VERRILLI:  I think the fundamental difference, Mr. Chief Justice, is that that's not an issue of market regulation.  This is an issue of market regulation, and that's how Congress, that's how Congress looked at this problem.  There is a market.  Insurance is provided through the market system -­
JUSTICE ALITO:  Do you think there is a, a market for burial services?
 GENERAL VERRILLI:  For burial services?
 JUSTICE ALITO:  Yes.
 GENERAL VERRILLI:  Yes, Justice Alito, I think there is.
 JUSTICE ALITO:  All right, suppose that you and I walked around downtown Washington at lunch hour and we found a couple of healthy young people and we stopped them and we said, "You know what you're doing? You are financing your burial services right now because eventually you're going to die, and somebody is going to have to pay for it, and if you don't have burial insurance and you haven't saved money for it, you're going to shift the cost to somebody else." Isn't that a very artificial way of talking about what somebody is doing?
GENERAL VERRILLI:  No, that -­
JUSTICE ALITO:  And if that's true, why isn't it equally artificial to say that somebody who is doing absolutely nothing about health care is financing health care services?

JUSTICE KENNEDY:  Could you help -- help me with this.  Assume for the moment -- you may disagree. Assume for the moment that this is unprecedented, this is a step beyond what our cases have allowed, the affirmative duty to act to go into commerce.  If that is so, do you not have a heavy burden of justification? I understand that we must presume laws are constitutional, but, even so, when you are changing the relation of the individual to the government in this, what we can stipulate is, I think, a unique way, do you not have a heavy burden of justification to show authorization under the Constitution?

Take a read through it and try telling me that in all the flailing that General Verrilli does trying to defend the bill, that Justice Ginsberg doesn't become a second advocate in front of the court as well.  Essentially she begins arguing for the bill rather strongly.

Obamacare and Aristotle

There’s something about Obamacare that BG just doesn’t understand. Okay, here he is in his own words:

There's something about Obamacare that I don't understand. Okay, there are about ten million things about it that I don't understand, but this one struck me just today.

I read that Aristotle's Law of Identity states that A is A. That is:

...(A)n object can not have two identities. A tree cannot be a telephone, and a dog cannot be a cat. Each entity exists as something specific, its identity is particular, and it cannot exist as something else. An entity can have more than one characteristic, but any characteristic it has is a part of its identity. A car can be both blue and red, but not at the same time or not in the same respect. Whatever portion is blue cannot be red at the same time, in the same way. Half the car can be red, and the other half blue. But the whole car can't be both red and blue. These two traits, blue and red, each have single, particular identities.

The concept of identity is important because it makes explicit that reality has a definite nature. Since reality has an identity, it is knowable. Since it exists in a particular way, it has no contradictions.
And then I read that the Supreme Court of the United States was told today that something can be both a tax and a not-tax, and that it can be both a penalty and a not-penalty, and that that is why Obamacare is constitutional.

Here is what I don't understand, and I'm hoping that you can resolve my puzzlement: Why didn't all nine justices fall out of their chairs laughing when the administration's solicitor general made that argument? Is there some protocol that requires any argument to be treated with serious and grave respect, no matter how ridiculous?

Or are the justices truly undecided about this? In which case it appears to me that the justices are considering the possibility that, Aristotle to the contrary, reality does NOT have a definite nature, and that it CAN be self-contradictory. And that, consequently, laws can be literally without any objective meaning.
The answer is fairly simple on its face, BG: some of the justices believe it is a tax—and shall be judged by that—while others believe it is a penalty—and, yes, will judge it accordingly.

The more complex answer is which of those is right, because as you correctly reference it the implication cannot be both a tax and a fine. Justice Alito attacked the dual nature of the legislation when he said today:

Today you are arguing that the penalty is not a tax. Tomorrow you are going to be back and you will be arguing that the penalty is a tax.
Justices Breyer, Sotomayor, and Roberts also had issues with the weasely nature of the two terms.

For readers struggling to wonder why they should care at all, it breaks down like this. As you know, the legislation requires (mandates) that all individual Americans shall have or be required to purchase health insurance. If anyone fails to obey this individual mandate, Congress has authorized the power to penalize the offender by collecting a fine.

Of course, the government does not have the authority to compel an individual to purchase anything; that’s against the law. So the penalty is of course unenforceable, as many Republicans pointed out. And if Obamacare is unenforceable, why should anyone obey it?

Well, the Democrats replied, the Congress does have the power to authorize the collection of money.

But, the Republicans countered, Congress can only do that if it’s a tax. And if Obamacare is a tax, it not only contradicts the core premise of the legislation (it shall not be paid through taxes), but also violates the law because taxes cannot be used to control or regulate activity.

The Democrats responded that this is incorrect; the correct term is not tax, but a penalty. The Republicans have since countered that if indeed that violation of the individual mandate results in a penalty, then the constitutionality of that law can be challenged in the Supreme Court, since Congress cannot require anyone to purchase anything as a condition of citizenship (since there is no effective way for the average citizen to opt out of it).

No, the Democrats replied, the Anti-Injunction Act of 1867 prohibits anyone from challenging the effects of legislation before it is enacted, since no one has suffered anything yet. You can only challenge it after enactment, if you can prove harm.

Ahem, spoke the Republicans, the Anti-Injunction Act of 1867 applies only to taxes—you cannot claim you were harmed by a tax that was never collected. That will protect Obamacare only if you admit it is a tax.

So you see, readers, the problem is that for Obamacare to survive the Supreme Court, it must be a tax. But if it is a tax, then it is an improperly collected tax because it acts as a regulation. If it is a regulation, then non-compliance requires a penalty...but Congress lacks the authority to assess fines unless a person has a legal way to opt out of participation. So the penalty would need to be a tax.

Do you, readers, see why BG resorts to Aristotle? In order for Obamacare to survive the Supreme Court, it must be a non-tax and non-penalty both at the same time.

Why, you would think the framers of the Constitution sort of saw this thing coming when they set it all up that way. And of course they did: the Stamp Act, for example, set their understanding for what ultimately would be the Achilles Heel of Obamacare: you cannot force the private citizen to engage in business if they don’t want to.

For a clearer example, the State of Illinois requires drivers to have car insurance. Legal? Yes: because you can opt out by not driving. Done. But Obamacare? You cannot opt out. You must spend money at the government’s direction, whether you want to or not...and legally, the only way the government can do that is through a tax.

The Czar predicts that the Obama administration will be forced to admit that Obamacare is a tax, since that provides the least difficult to explain out of the two. “Okay, it is a tax; but we aren’t trying to regulate behavior so much as we’re trying to find a way to pay for it all.” That makes it more palatable to the Constiution, but will be a serious body blow to President Obama in an election year.

Once again, we find our President unable to understand that actions have consequences. Obamacare lost the House in 2010; the Supreme Court challenge should have come in 2011, so that we could have perhaps forgotten it by 2012. As it stands now, the Republicans need to make as much noise about this as possible, and so far the general public has been aware of it.

Bear in mind, the Czar thinks that the constitutionality of Obamacare cannot sanely be established. Even if, or rather when, the Department of Justice argues that Obamacare is really a tax, than this opens up a whole can of worms about exactly what constitutes the Congress’s power to tax people for specific purchases rather than provide for the General Welfare.

Right now, Obamacare is teetering on whether it is a tax or a penalty; there are several dozen other problems with it all queued up depending on how just the first question gets answered.

Is Aristotle right? Well, the Czar never met him, but Volgi did. And Volgi informs us that Aristotle never actually said “A ἐστί A”, but stated instead “τὸ μὲν οὖν διὰ τί αὐτό ἐστιν αὐτό, οὐδέν ἐστι ζητεῖν,” which is not at all the same thing, as you will doubtless agree.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Re: Re: Have a heart

The Czar,

Dr. J. does not disagree with you regarding any narrative about the Progressive Movement regarding its desire to control free citizens through healthcare law.

Government monopoly of the delivery of health care to its citizen is a linchpin to taking away the citizen's freedom.

By controlling delivery of healthcare, the government will, by both desire to control and by fiduciary necessity be rationing this commodity. And make no mistake, healthcare is a commodity and not a right.

This is why Obamacare must be struck down, and/or repealed. It is a Trojan Horse designed to collapse private health insurance and create a crisis where people will gladly hand over control of their health decisions to Washington.

Remember the preamble to the Declaration of Independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
If the government controls healthcare, it controls life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...but you knew this already, Dr. J. just writes it for our readers...

Re: Have a Heart

Say Doc,

The Czar has noted that a bizarre complaint about Dick Cheney’s recent heart transplant is that he is “too old” to receive one.

Where has the Czar heard this before?

Put simply, this is an attempt to create a meme that you can be too old to receive a heart transplant, and therefore there is nothing wrong whatsoever with what Sarah Palin described as Death Panels. Yes, under Obamacare, a patient could be denied life-extending procedures if there is a waiting list of, you know, more lively people who would benefit more.

No joke. Zeke Emanuel put it in there himself. Emaneul has long-proposed that elderly people be triaged out of healthcare. Our water-bearing MSM is more than happy to spread the message in hopes some of you agree.

Have a heart!

"Hey, shut up!" Have a Heart, Bonnie Raitt.

That was Dr. J.'s reaction to the hateraide and vitriol spewed at his master, the Sith Lord and all around great guy, Vice President Cheney, for having the unmitigated gall of receiving a heart transplant and surviving the operation.

Dr. J., of course wishes  nothing but a speedy recovery and a long life of inducing apoplexy, fits of !!!!EleVeENET!Y!!!!, acute hypertension and strokes in his critics.

Just as a frame of reference, a patient is not 'given' a heart. They are loaned a heart. We actually take it back, piece by piece...in the form of endomyocardial biopsies. They start off pretty frequently, and as long as there is no rejection, they can be tapered in frequency, ultimately to yearly.

The way it works is that one receives a heart transplant and the gets bombed with IV immunosuppression (ATGAM or OKT-3, or the like) acutely to shut off the parts of the immune system that attack foreign tissue. The patient then starts taking oral immunosuppression. Steroids are taken for about a year long taper (depending on how the biopsies go), and cyclosporin or tacrolimus is the backbone of long term treatment. Steroids or steroid sparing mycophenolate mofetil or rapamycin may be added in cases were rejection is a sticky wicket.

Now before you get jealous of Mr. Cheney's new ticker, organ transplantation is trading one set of problems for another (ideally less onerous) set. One has to deal with organ rejection, opportunistic infections, risks of malignancy and kidney failure from the rejection meds and things that Dr. J. isn't thinking of off the cuff. Once the patient gets out of the first year, things get easier. Dr. J. even knows patients who have had tickers for 20 years. Others have had to have the swapped out for a second through no fault of their own.

Given the choices, like Cheney, Dr. J. would take a transplanted organ over a VAD because there isn't the stroke risk, type of infection risks and a drive hose sticking out of your belly that is associated with the VAD.

The left is pillorying Mr. Cheney for using 'government health care' to pay for his transplant (one of Dr. J.'s high school buddy is the biggest spewer of this invective). We do not know this as fact as he is sufficiently wealthy to write a check, and his Halliburton retirement package may have an even more gold plated retirement healthcare package than the one provided at taxpayer cost (doubt it, but it is possible and none of our business). Secondly, the gold plated Federal Employee retirement health insurance packages are Blue Cross Blue Shield and other private insurers who are providing a benefit paid for with tax dollars. If you have a problem with Mr. Cheney having health insurance as part of his federal benefits, you may need to take it up with your congressman, and consider switching parties as many conservatives are more troubled with generous federal employee retirement packages. Trust Dr. J. when he says, if the progressives have their way, no 71 year olds would be getting heart transplants.

They would just have to take painkillers...where have I heard that before? Oh yeah:



Or for the laughrageous version that actually uses President Obama's chilling and Orwellian words:



Actually, other than his heart disease, from what Dr. J. hears, Mr. Cheney is in remarkable health. If he had significant peripheral vascular disease, he would have been an unlikely VAD candidate. While the press labels him as a former smoker, he last smoked a cigarette in 1978, which is in stark contrast to our current White House occupant who has reportedly grabbed a drag or two since taking office. As a consequence, Cheney would be more likely to be listed than the President, who would have to demonstrate a series of negative urine cotinine screens before being listed for transplant. Not even Mitch McConnell knows for sure if the President has truly quit or not since taking office. He takes the President at his word, but...I digress.

The other quip is that Cheney is too old. Cheney has been too old since he was a kid, since he was a freshman congressman, since he had his MI at age 37, younger than any of your infarct free Gormogons, so get over it! You boomers can't stand that he's the ONLY adult in the room.

There is no cut off for heart transplant.

Older patients don't do as well, so the cut off is 70 for many programs typically, but doctors do weigh non-cardiac life-expectancy, if they're younger than stated age. And he's a spry 71. Also a patient's social support is weighed in. Can they take their pills every day, are they able to take care of themselves, AND have someone to help, should they be unable. V.P. Cheney is about as put together and can do as a person can get, so make no mistake, that heart will get the very best care a heart could possibly get from its owner.

Now there is always the dumb luck factor. Dr. J. once had an ICD put in a 78 yo patient with cardiomyopathy but otherwise looked great and had family that lived into the 90s. He died of pneumonia a year later. Just like Dr. J. was wrong in that case, there is always a chance that something could happen to the Vice President. While his critics are praying that that is the case (sickos!) it must be noted that no one has a crystal ball.

Now finally, Vice President Cheney waited longer than average for his heart and we don't know anything about the donor.

There are alternative donor programs where hearts that would otherwise be rejected are being used in patients with HIV cardiomyopathy (who have less rejection issues interestingly), and in the elderly. We don't know if the Vice President received the heart of an 18 yo or something that wouldn't have been used otherwise. Why? It's none of our business.

Lastly, while it appears that the V.P. waited longer than average, he might have waited less than the reported 20 months. Many VAD patients are 'delisted' for 6-8 months after surgery as they tend to do very well without the need for a heart for quite some time. They then get re-listed. If this is the case. He waited about a year. Knowing nothing about his blood type, this might be on the long side of normal for a type O or really long for an AB.

So left wing critics, Dr. J. think's he popped all of your trial balloons, so just let Mr. Cheney recover and then try to argue something of substance with him.



Oh, you won't because you'll lose!

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Hunger Games

GorT and family saw Hunger Games last night.  Simply put, it was a very good movie - very well done and worth seeing.  I'd highly recommend a decent theater with a large screen (possibly an IMAX) and definitely one with a high-quality sound system.  Unfortunately, the luck of the draw gave us an older theater within the 10-theater complex whose sound wasn't so hot.  In addition, the hordes of pre-teen to teenage girls in the theater for the showing whose manners were atrocious also took away from the audio experience.

First, the movie.  Yes, it portrays children (aged 11 to 18) fighting to the death.  I think it does it in a smart and appropriate way.  There is no glorification of it.  The special effects were blended nicely into the movie - subtle and supportive rather than used in an attempt to drive the story or the cinematic experience.  The acting, particularly of the lead characters, was solid and believable.  See the next paragraph for my strongest issue with the movie.

Second, the book to the movie.  If you haven't read the book, I'd recommend it.  I found the first book hard to put down much like I found some (not all) of the Percy Jackson and Harry Potter series.  I view these stories as this generation's version of the Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Great Brain, Encyclopedia Brown, et al.  Enjoyable stories, mysteries and adventures with young heroes and heroines.  None are bound to be literary masterpieces, but the characters developed and the plot lines are well done, overall.  One doesn't need to read the book prior to watching the movie but it will fill in and color some of the scenes more fully.  The movie stays true to the story with some minor modifications that I largely attribute to an attempt to condense the book into a 2½ hour movie.  Yes, it's that long and no, it doesn't get slow.  There is a minor, textual introduction at the very beginning that tries to provide some context but as the theater is still getting settled, the lack of audio or visual cues with the text and the limited information presented, it falls short.  In fact, for the next 15 to 20 minutes, the disjointed and jostling camera and editing work bothered me.  Aside from a brief hunting scene, the movie was presenting the main character's surroundings and it felt off and jarring.  Once the plot advances past her home district, the cinematography was excellent.

Third, the theater.  Look, I fully realize that this movie's demographic is largely an early-teenage crowd and I should be prepared seeing the movie on opening weekend to deal with that.  However, as I expressed on the way home, if any of my children act like some of the teenagers did in that theater - throughout the movie - I would be laying a serious smackdown on them.  I saw texting and waving of the cell phones in such a way that the lit screens were visually disturbing.  Incessant talking above a quick whisper.  And a dive into some crinkly, plastic bag every 5 minutes...even during the suspenseful and quiet scenes.  Some of this would have been drowned out by a better sound system, but I'd like to focus on one thing: cell phones.  There is no reason why a 13-15 year old can't keep the cell phone off or on vibrate, in their pockets for 2½ hours during a movie.  I'm not going to go into the specifics as I knew some of the offenders, but sufficed to say that this behavior should not be tolerated.  I will point out one aspect: the teens that I know who were present and who had a harder time behaving were from more liberal families who have a very hard time saying no to them and drawing a hard and fast line as to what is acceptable and not.  Those who were well behaved were from the more conservative families that bound their childrens' behavior with firm consequences.  While this is anecdotal and a very limited sample size, I'd wager that an extension of it would likely fall along the same lines.

The bottom line: go see the Hunger Games.  I think you'll enjoy it.  I think any child 11 or older should be fine seeing it - definitely if they read the book, and with some parental explanation beforehand otherwise.

Welfare Queens And DT's Urge To Kill

DT writes in:
Oh Your Czary Czariness,

Someone peripherally connected to my family is your typical welfare queen. She’s been on Section 8 (free housing) since she popped out her first pup at age7 or 8 (I may be off by a year or two, but not much). She gets food stamps, already burned through her 5 years of welfare, spends her tax “refund” on piercings and tattoos, etc.. She recently scored a touchdown when she successfully got a social security for her son because of a combination of ADHD and bad parenting.

I was just reading facebook, and that (expletive) (expletive) of a (expletive) just posted the following:
My boss doesn’t know how lucky he is. I didn't want 2 work 2nite, but I went anyways. If I wasn’t such a good worker I woulda called out.
How can one possibly react to this, if not with derision, scorn, and vituperation? This parasite expects a pat on the head because she *went to work* -- even when she didn’t want to?

Thanks, liberals – you’ve done a great thing for our society.
And so it goes.

We cannot expect people to see the light for themselves. Many will need to be forced by simply cutting enough of the lifelines.

Which is why the Czar always says if you’re a government freeloader, better start weaning yourself off that teat now, before you’re cut off all at once.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

The Forecast Calls For Liberal Pain

There is some good news out there.

This is a really bad couple of weeks coming up for Obamacare. As you know by now, the SCOTUS is expected to deliver a series of death-blows to it (although the voting will go nauseatingly close). Now, the SCOTUS does not care one whit for public opinion—really, they cannot by definition. They merely review the laws and interpret their legality on constitutional grounds: but it must nevertheless be present in their minds that Americans overwhelmingly reject the legality of Obamacare, and this will influence their interpretation. After all, if a reasonable person can see this law is unconstitutional....

Also, on a similar note, Paul Ryan’s modest proposal is already causing apoplexy among the liberals, who are terrified...terrified...that Americans could discover they don’t need three-quarters of the government they are paying big bucks for. A couple of years ago, they tried to panic people into thinking we were headed into Mad Max territory, but failed to produce the desired effect.

Now, the general public consensus to liberal criticisms of the Ryan proposal seems to be one of outright laughter. All over the place, liberals are throwing out childish reactions to severe government spending, but people aren’t interested anymore. No, indeed: polls show that an engulfing tidewater is coming in which the public wants massive spending cuts. This is not a question of if, but when.

Of course, the Czar understands, as should you, that the Ryan proposal stands no chance of passage when the Senate refuses to consider any conversation on the subject. And the Czar also sides with conservative critics that it needs to go much further and be more drastic to work in our lifetimes, or else the next two generations will be screwed by the Boomers as well. But a 2013 and 2014 budget can go further, and that Paul Ryan can even draft up this work is nothing short of amazing. Imagine him trying a move like that in 2006.

Buck up. Should be a colorful couple of weeks, and expect to see the President’s approval ratings drop a bit more as he doubles-down on Obamacare.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Santorum: Losing Grip

Has anyone noticed that the better Romney does in the primaries, the goofier the shit Rick Santorum says?

While most of Twitter is delighted with the idiocy of a Mitt Romney campaign honcho suggesting that Romney is an Etch-a-Sketch, capable of being wiped clean with a quick shake, the media has been dutifully listing some of the weirdness that Rick Santorum is actually saying.

During the debates, it was fun watching people—especially Santorum—getting under Romney’s skin. You could almost see Romney grit his teeth and almost hear him blurt out an expletive.

But that was the worst of it. Recently, when heckled by a dimwit at a rally who demanded free birth control, Romney evoked Ronald Reagan by suggesting she vote for someone else, rather than insult or ridicule her. Goodness knows, it would have been easy. But Romney is showing that the longer the campaign goes, the smarter he is looking.

On the other hand, Santorum loses Ohio, and he wants to outlaw teleprompters. He loses in Puerto Rico and announces he wants to ban pornography. He loses Illinois, and now announces that people would be better off voting for Obama.

Hey Senator? That’s really stupid stuff. When Santorum won Iowa, he gave a great speech. When he took Colorado and Minnesota, Santorum inspired with a can-do speech. Pretty much anytime he wins, he really nails the moment with an off-the-cuff speech.

The problem is that Santorum does not always win, and the worse he does, the more bizarre the stuff he says. Why not, you know, give the same type of inspirational speech, win or lose, and really get the crowds on your side?

What this indicates to us is that Rick Santorum would be a fair weather president: great when the times are good or improving, but a whiny pain in the neck when challenged. And as every president will tell you, most times it’s a challenging job.

On the other hand, it also highlights the disparity between Santorum and Romney: the latter is affable and mature when things are good or bad for him; the former makes it very clear that there is the hint of spoiled brat lurking around the corner.

A criticism that Rick Santorum leveled at Newt Gingrich a while back was that millions of Americans would dread opening the newspaper every morning, wondering what knucklehead comment a President Gingrich said the night before. With all due respect to Senator Santorum’s accomplishments, the same could be said of President Santorum. Now what?

If it comes down to a choice between a President who advises an airhead college student vote for Obama rather than expect free birth control or a President who suggests people actually do vote for Obama rather than a Republican, you might be wise to take the former.

The dumb irony is, of course, that Rick Santorum will, in November of this year, cast his vote for Mitt Romney rather than Barack Obama. And that makes him a bigger fool for saying otherwise.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Blame Game




Obama!

Obama, Obama bo Bama Bonana fanna fo F'bama
Fee fy mo M'bama, Obama!

So things aren't going so well for the current administration: the Fast and Furious mess, gas prices climbing, etc. etc. So what does a top-notch leader do when his policies and efforts that he pushes have issues? Take ownership and work a remediation plan? Well, let's check out what President Obama did and you make the call:

American Public Media: With all respect, it was a gutsy move I think to come to a solar facility. Your administration has staked a lot on clean technology, green jobs – the biggest item most people know about that strategy is, of course, a company named Solyndra, which your administration gave loan guarantees to, then went bankrupt and has been the subject of many investigations. Are you doing your ‘all of the above’ strategy right if that’s what we have to show for it, Solyndra?

President Obama: We are doing the all of the above strategy right. Obviously, we wish Solyndra hadn’t gone bankrupt. Part of the reason they did was because the Chinese were subsidizing their solar industry and flooding the market in ways that Solyndra couldn’t compete. But understand, this was not our program per se.

Congress–Democrats and Republicans–put together a loan guarantee program because they understood historically that when you get new industries–it’s easy to raise money for start-ups, but if you want to take them to scale sometimes there’s a lot of risk involved, and what the loan guarantee program was designed to do was to help start-up companies get to scale. And the understanding is that some companies are not going to succeed, some companies are going to do very well, but the portfolio as a whole ends up supporting the kind of innovation that helps make America successful in this innovative 21st century economy. Do I wish that Solyndra had gone bankrupt? Absolutely not. And obviously it’s heartbreaking it happened for the workers who were there.

Wait a minute. "This was not our program per se" and "Congress - Democrats and Republicans - put together a loan program..." Well, this isn't much of a surprise as the President has tried passing on ownership of this issue before. In a briefing on October 6th, 2011, President Obama said, "Solyndra -- this is a loan guarantee program that predates me that historically has had support from Democrats and Republicans as well."
The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Winston Churchill

So when his policies fail, he dodges the issue.  Is that the mark of a great leader? 

President Obama is being inaccurate in these statements.  The fact is that the $535M loan program was part of §1705 of the Energy Policy Act of 2005 which was amended to the 2005 act by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.  From FactCheck.org:



In a March 2009 press release announcing a $535 million loan guarantee for Solyndra, the Energy Department said: “This loan guarantee will be supported through the President’s American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, which provides tens of billions of dollars in loan guarantee authority to build a new green energy economy.” Damien LaVera, an Energy Department spokesman, confirmed that Solyndra’s funding came solely from section 1705.
The last time I checked Republicans were by and large against the ARRA  (a/k/a Stimulus) and 2009 was the first year of President Obama's term.   So neither the "support from Democrats and Republicans" nor the  "program that predates me" is correct.

This is simple political cowardice and the President should be reminded that we're in the age of recordable media where what he and his administration's officials say and write are recorded for posterity.  He would have been better served to own up and take the heat for it....unless, of course, there are questionable ties between Solyndra and this administration.

Still More Ron Paul; This Time, The Good

Stout-hearted reader JB writes in to prove that most Ron Paul supporters are not like yesterday’s. Indeed, this “more rational Ron Paul supporter” easily writes in complete sentences. Actually, the note is very good:
O Mighty Czar!

Yes, Ron Paul has many, many troubled supporters. And many of his policy recommendations are troublesome and difficult to take seriously.

But, having said that, many of his policy recommendations are very smart - far more rational than policy recommendations from Romney or Santorum.

Can he win the election? Of course not. I don't think I ever assumed he could. But much of what he says is important, and it needs to be heard. Unfortunately, a lot of crazy people seem to like hearing it.

Thanks.
You’re more than welcome; we appreciate you writing in. Two point the Czar would love to make here (the second being more interesting, but the first is clearly more salient to your observation).

First, the Ron Paul Effect has been entirely contributory to the Republican nomination process. Millions of Americans want the Fed investigated. All the major candidates have proposed cutting and slashing agendas. And so on. Nobody with an ounce of common sense thinks these would be highly debate-worthy topics had Ron Paul not been in the race. In fact, Paul has largely set the agenda for the others, and for that, he has provided a great service to the conservative cause.

Second, the Czar is highly skeptical that Dr. Ron Paul has ever come out to say that he will legalize drugs and that his administration would be an everything-goes orgy. What Paul has said is that he wants to end 1989’s War on Drugs campaign—not least because it is incredibly expensive with very dubious results, but because there is an argument to be made that the use of the military to enforce statutory law is a violation of posse comitatus. As far as we can tell, Paul very much wants enforcement of drug laws to go back to state and municipal governments.

A sad lot of folks voted for Carter, Clinton, and Obama under the incredibly false pretense that they, as Democrats, were certain to legalize drugs. You are far more likely to see a Republican legalize drugs than a Democrat, because liberals will never legalize drugs when they are already too worried about how much salt and sugar you eat.

But lots of people hear only what they want to hear, and when Ron Paul says “We need to end the expensive and illegal War on Drugs,” they hear “Dude, I’m baked now, and I’m coming to your house at 9:00 or 10:30 or something with a big bag of stash. Fire up the Scott McKenzie on the eight track, fra.”

Realistically, the vast majority of Ron Paul supporters are earnest, hard-working, and highly rational people such as yourself. However, like the Democrats, Ron Paul’s group left the door open too long, and allowed an infestation of people committed to the wrong ideas. Straight up—Ron Paul will never stand a chance of national election until the real supporters expunge the vocal, damaging, me-first elements that seem to scattergun invectives all over the internet and on radio talk shows.

Stick around with us, JB: you’ll have fun here and we want to hear more from you.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Poster Children

As Ron Paul voters slowly realize that their hope for legalized drugs might have fared better with Buddy Roemer, they gnaw in their desperation. As we have seen many times, they lash out in their Libertarian intolerance at anything that pokes fun at Ron Paul. Here is an angry piece of mail the Czar received on this morning’s accurately named Update from Planet Paul, which the Czar provides in the exact same editing with which he received it:
ron paul doesn't need secret service

I bet he has his own protaction, which he can trust.
and if herman cain had secret service protection, why so shocked?
p.s. margaret thatcher's a haggard elitist. the ramshackled bitch can suck on these
Many months from now, when Ron Paul wonders what he could have done differently to appeal to more voters, he might consider disassociating himself from the people who seem to support him the most. Yes, it is true that most people—in either party—decline to take Ron Paul seriously. Then again, there is reason why.

Best of luck.

Update From Planet Paul

With all the excitement over Mitt Romney quietly picking up Illinois, neatly folding it, and putting it away in a sideboard until needed in November, and with Rick Santorum giving a quasi-concession speech that is starting to cushion supporters he might be done, and with the pundits scratching their heads over Newt Gingrich’s continued strategy of winning by letting Mitt Romney get all the delagates, you might have forgotten about Ron Paul, who is running for president.

No, don’t get excited; the Czar said Ron Paul, not Rand Paul. Yes, Ron Paul is still running and getting single digit support equivalent (by random coincidence) to the same percentage of folks who think legalizing drugs is not only a great idea, but hey man, Jefferson Airplane and Starship are two different bands with the same members! Way hey! What are the odds of that?

Anyway, the most endearing doctor since Marcus Welby is still making news. Of a sort: he announced that he has no intention of utilizing secret service protection because (ready?) secret service protection is a form of welfare.

Wow. The Czar is shocked.

Ron Paul has enough popularity to warrant an offer for secret service protection?

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Illinois Polls Have Closed

The Czar voted early this morning, but was waiting for polls to close before announcing anything, given how easily a word or two from him could unfairly sway an election. The process was easy, and not plagued by the reported issues of ballots not fitting into machines. It should be known that this is an improvement for Chicago; the problem was identified instantly, and voters were allowed to recast their votes on the correct size ballot immediately. In the past, of course, Chicago-area voters handing in Republican ballots had their ballots put into a shredder.

The local news seems to be making more of an issue about low voter turnout. For example, much was said about the voter turnout being at a low during a presidential election year; in fact, a record low. Surprise! Democrats are not voting for a presidential candidate this election; all it takes is for three Chicago Republicans to miss voting today for the turnout to be a record low. There are only about fifteen or so in total.

The Czar cast his first vote for Rick Santorum today—not because Rick Santorum has any real hope of winning by this point, but because every vote cast for Santorum is a knee to the groin to the Romney campaign. And Mitt Romney is getting tired of it.

The lesson the Czar wishes to teach on that is not about the presidential nomination, but for the Illinois senate. Follow along.

There were two Republican candidates for our Senator: incumbent Kirk Dillard and challenger Chris Nybo. Dillard has done a fantastic job for almost 20 years in Springfield, whereas Nybo is a feisty up-and-comer who picks a lot of fights about spending cuts.

The Czar voted for Nybo, even though Dillard slaughtered him as everyone expected. But Dillard, who always campaigned on making Illinois a better place to do business, and what we could do to improve education, and whatever the saccharine talking point of the moment was, had a different message in 2012. Dillard was all about pension reform, curtailing out-of-control public-sector unions, and slicing taxes. As Nybo put it recently, Dillard has been in office for 18 years and never once mentioned any of these things; now it’s all he talks about.

Whereas Dillard would have had no challenger in previous years, he now saw this feisty upstart finance reformer grab 33% of the vote. Dillard proved he is listening, and is going to be a much meaner senator going forward.

And by extension, every vote for Rick Santorum makes Mitt Romney that much more determined to win those conservative votes back. The numbers show it’s happening: Romney now knows pretty well what real-life Republicans want him to focus on.

The Czar knowingly cast two votes for eventual losers today, because it is in the Primaries you send the message. In the Fall, you fire the shot.

Whereas it is possible the Mandarin voted for the guy who wears the boot on his head.

Illinois Primary Today

Illinois votes today, and for the first time in a very long while, the rest of Republican America gives a crap what Illinois thinks about anything.

If Romney wins, as is expected, it will largely seal his place for the nomination and Santorum is pretty much done except for stubborn pouting. If Santorum wins, a brokered convention goes from theoretical possibility to very real consideration, and non-Romney fans across the country will high-five. Neither Gingrich nor Paul will factor much in the Land of Lincoln. Choosing your next nominee is not a job Illinois voters wanted.

Localy, the Democratic-run media is beside itself trying to figure this all out. Santorum has a lot of local editorial and political writers up in a tizzy over the possibility he could win. You know what happens if a Catholic gets elected—he takes his orders from the Pope, which is why we never, ever had a Catholic president in our country’s history. No, the Democrats keep hoping that another Kennedy comes along instead.

And they really want Romney to win, because there is a crazy perception that Romney will last only seconds in a battle against Obama. Sheesh, if Romney clinches the nomination and starts the negative campaign blitz against Obama the way he is in Illinois against Rick Santorum, Obama might not know what hit him. The Czar’s dacha is receiving about four phone calls a day from Romney robocallers reciting Santorum’s perfidies.

On the other hand, Romney could very simply list all of Obama’s accomplishments as President...that alone could alienate enough people. Fast and Furious, the HHS letter, the Republican-healthcare-killed-my-mother lie, and Iran, Iran, Iran. Or, if you want to take the Czar’s older suggestion, simply show Mmm Mmm Mmm, Barack Hussein Obama as a commecial, with a fade to black, overlaid with red letters: Never Again. That is sweet success.

Monday, March 19, 2012

A Case Study In Mass Denial: School Budget Edition

Nothing brings out the best in New Yorkers like school district budget season, and this year's no exception.

Just to keep the bare-knuckled brawls from becoming mundane, this year many Upstate districts are structurally bankrupt as a result of the combined forces of no-negotiation union contracts and unfunded state and federal mandates. Better, in New York, many districts will be unable to raise the tax levy more than 2% thanks to Gov. Cuomo's tax cap legislation. Uncontrollable costs and inflexible pricing require districts to provide a product at a loss. Only in government is this viewed as a viable model for the provision of services.

In 'Puter's little neck of the woods, the local one-room school house is about $4.2 million short on a $110 million proposed budget. The district proposed layoffs and program cuts. And, as night follows day follows night, the usual parties started their usual caterwauling.

The union complains that program cuts hurt children. The parents complain that program cuts hurt children. The children complain that program cuts hurt children. The taxpayers feel badly because program cuts hurt children, but aren't complaining much because they’ve gotten shafted for years. Even state assemblymen and senators complain that program cuts hurt children.

The public casts the district’s school board and administration as villains in this farce, and certainly these folks bear some responsibility for the current fiscal difficulties. However, in the public’s zeal to demonize the board and its monstrously unfair (!!1!eleventy!!) program cuts, it fails to adequately recognize its own critical role in public education’s virtual bankruptcy.

Faction after faction spews hateful vitriol at the Board of Education. “How dare you! You hate kids! You're stupid and don't understand finance!” But, interestingly, not one other party has put forth a plan to compete with the District's. Not a one. Not parents. Not taxpayers. Not the union. No one wants to talk facts.

Various groups for various reasons are happy to have the debate comprised of baseless accusation and emotional pleas to undefined notions of “fairness.” Well, not so much the ‘Puter. ‘Puter wants to talk about the pesky numbers and facts. ‘Puter also would like to provide some education to the ignorant, both willfully ignorant and naturally so, regarding finance.

While no one has manned up and proposed a competing plan, there are plenty of half-truths and innuendo floating around town. Many claims are facially absurd. Other seemingly rational concerns don’t withstand scrutiny. And still other concerns, while sound in a private sector context do not survive contact with public school finance’s Bizzaro world accounting and funding conventions.

Here are the most frequently repeated claims ‘Puter’s heard about the budget. Your ‘Puter thoughtfully provides an easy-to-use debunking guide for each “truth.”

1. “If only the District would cut transportation and make the kids walk to school just like I did when I was their age, there would be billions of dollars to finance our mink iPad3 covers, critical race theory electives and .

First, transportation accounts for $5.4 million of the proposed budget. That’s a whopping 4.9 percent. Even if you eliminated every single bus route, bus, driver and mechanic and plowed every cent back into the budget, it would barely cover this year’s projected shortfall, leaving aside next year’s gap.

Further, it is wholly unrealistic to expect kindergarteners to walk to school in Upstate winters. ‘Puter understands that you did it back in the day, but it is not a viable option. Hell, if parents and unions are raising this much of a stink over cutting electives such as Jewelry Making 2 (really), what’s going to happen when you tell them Suzie Precious-Snowflake now has to walk the three blocks to school. ‘Puter has personally witnessed a district bus stop directly across from an elementary school to pick up a child, only to turn directly into the school’s parking lot and let said child off. This gives you an idea as to the world view of his district’s parents.

Leaving aside the Suzie Precious-Snowflake conundrum, even if voters magically agreed to get rid of all transportation (which they won’t), there would be daily gridlock at each school caused by a flotilla of stay at home moms in yoga pants and full makeup, berthing massive SUVs to deposit their precious cargo off at the front door of the school. Not. Going. To. Happen.

Second, in New York, transportation is one of the few things the state actually does aid (i.e., partially pay for). If so inclined, you can review the Byzantine rules and calculations for the current year here, at pages 24 through 28. According to ‘Puter’s district’s assistant superintendent for business (who ought to know such things), after applying appropriate formulae, for each current year dollar spent, the state reimburses ‘Puter’s district about 72 cents. Using ‘Puter’s mad math skillz, that’s like getting three “free” dollars for every dollar spent. In the real world, we call that concept “leverage.”

It is financially prudent to use other people’s money (“It’s free!”) to pay your expenses, particularly as you are sitting on reserves sufficient to cover anticipated future expenses. Which brings us to our next discussion topic: reserves.

2. “If only the District spent all of its Scrooge McDuck-like ill-gotten reserves to cover this year’s shortfall, it will be smooth sailing from here. Even the NY State Comptroller’s Office told the district in 2009 it was carrying too generous reserves. No need for us to feel any pain.”

Sure, the district is carrying reserves. In fact, the district carries a bunch of reserves, to fund planned recurring expenses and to provide a cushion against unexpected expenses. Examples of reserves ‘Puter’s district carries are: capital bus reserve, liability reserve, repair reserve, insurance reserve, unemployment insurance reserve and employee benefit accrued liability reserve. Hell, the district even reserves for unexpected spikes in mandated employer payments into the state pension system. It’s sound and prudent financial planning to carry reasonable reserves.

Critics rant and rave, waving the Comptroller’s report, claiming the district stole money from the taxpayer, and should pay every penny back, right now. Dammit. Right now!!1!one!! It’s not that simple.

Critics should take a deep breath and realize a couple of facts: (1) an auditor’s job is to find issues, so if an auditor finds no issues, he finds himself out of work; and (2) adequate capital reserves, replenished when possible, stabilize tax rates by smoothing spikes in expenses and shortfalls in revenues, benefiting the taxpayers and students, especially in light of the tax cap.

‘Puter acknowledges that the Comptroller required the district to review its reserves and plow overfunding back into current year and one shot uses. However, blowing the entire overage in one year is short sighted. The district is liquidating its reserve overages to “acceptable” levels over five years. Again, this is prudent financial management. The gradual draw down enables the district to avoid tax rate spikes and cushion expected shortfalls.

Further, if the district liquidated all its reserves in one year, it would have no ability to fund such allocated uses in future years, except for increasing revenues. For those of us who have difficulty with financial concepts, when a government entity increases revenues, that means it’s raising your taxes. Government (and yes, Suzie Precious-Snowflake, schools are government entities) only funds itself through taxes.

In theory, if you fund $10 million in current year expenses with a one shot reserve expenditure, you have to come up with an additional $10 million in revenue the following year to maintain the same level of services, assuming no cost increases or decreases. As we all know, government costs only move in one direction: up. So, spending all your money at once, on the assumption you’ll figure out where to come up with 10% of your operating budget when next year rolls around is the government finance equivalent of using payday loans to buy McDonald’s.

3. “The District should cut anything except items that affect THE CHILLDRUNZ!11!1!!!eleventy!! and their precious, precious education.”

Umm, folks? When the district’s annual expenditures are approximately two-thirds salaries (pages 46-47, $46.5 million) and benefits (page 40, $27.8 million)*, there’s not much to cut other than labor costs. And, where the labor (teachers) produce the product (classes, electives, education), a cut in FTEs results in a decrease in available classes.

Let’s put the blame for labor costs on the shoulders of those who should properly bear the brunt: unions and state lawmakers.

New York is a closed shop state. That is, in order to teach, you either have to join the union, or not join the union but pay the same amount of dues the union steals -- um, deducts -- from its members’ paychecks. In ‘Puter’s district, union dues are about 1.5% of a starting teacher’s gross pay. If your union is stealing 1.5% of your pay, before taxes, you need higher pay just to break even. Think of union dues as another mandatory New York tax, unnecessarily inflating labor costs and driving employers from the state.

Not only is New York a closed shop state, New York has insanely generous pensions. There are five pension tiers currently, with a proposed sixth that has no chance of passing, as it involves a 403(b) style plan. For pension tiers affecting current employees, assuming you reach 55 years of age and have 30 years of creditable service, you get 60% of the average of the best three years of earnings, including extra pay for coaching and club monitoring. Not only that, but in most districts, you get guaranteed health insurance at current employee levels for life, whether or not you’re fully covered by Medicare or not. Additionally, you get social security and anything you’ve managed to sock away in your 403(b). Did ‘Puter forget to mention that state pensions are untaxed in New York, meaning you’re getting an additional 6.85% kicker annually. And best of all, pensions get COLAs annually. Let’s assume you’re situated as Mrs. ‘Puter is, a secondary earner in the household. Mrs. ‘Puter will have her 30 years in at 65. Let’s say at current increases, she’s at around an $85,000 best three years’ average at retirement. Further assume that she’s maxed out her 403(b) for 30 years (assume a $22,000 per year cap over time). That’s $51,000 in pension alone, plus around $20,000 annually in social security, plus health benefits worth about $10,000, plus $20,000 in annual withdrawals from her 403(b) (assuming a 0% annual return and a 30 year draw down). That’s a compensation package, without COLAs, of about $101,000 per year until age 95. ‘Puter didn’t account for the $3,500 in income taxes that would otherwise be paid on pension income; there’s no need to rub salt in your wounds.

Not only is New York a closed shop state with insanely generous pensions, the state Constitution guarantees the pensions. Article V, §7 provides “[a]fter July first, nineteen hundred forty, membership in any pension or retirement system of the state or of a civil division thereof shall be a contractual relationship, the benefits of which shall not be diminished or impaired.” So New York is stuck with a New Deal era labor protection that is driving government subdivisions to bankruptcy and productive citizens from the state.

Not only is New York a closed shop state with insanely generous pensions guaranteed by the state’s Constitution, New York’s legislators have granted extra rights to unions. For example, did you know that teachers’ unions can refuse a new contract and continue to work under the existing contract in perpetuity, getting raises and benefits that their employers can no longer afford? Welcome to the wonderful world on New York’s Triborough Amendment, passed in 1982 by union controlled legislators.

The district’s hands are tied. It cannot renegotiate existing union contracts, and unions have no incentive to negotiate at all. Pensions are governed by insanely generous state law and constitutionally guaranteed. Short of firing teachers, the district has no control over its labor cost.

So, in reality, the district isn’t cutting programs. It’s cutting FTEs. And existing laws require the district to use an axe, not a scalpel, in making cuts. For example, the current contract in ‘Puter’s district contains LIFO (last in, first out) provisions, requiring the district to fire new teachers first. It’s seniority, not effectiveness that matter. And, as we’ve seen, the unions can refuse to negotiate LIFO protections or benefit levels, falling back on the Triborough Amendment to maintain their unsustainable and cushy pay packages.

Unions, in cahoots with lawmakers, have set up a system where the district has to cut teachers in order to make ends meet. Parents and kids (as well as many teachers) may not like the results, but the district can’t do anything else. If you have to make up a budget shortfall of any size, and between 66% and 80%* is labor, it stands to reason that labor costs are going to (and properly should) take the biggest hit.

People who complain about program cuts are union true believers or dupes. Programs aren’t cut, FTEs are cut. The unions don’t care, because they’re preserving their cushy lifestyle, regardless of effect on THE CHILDRUNZ!!1!one!!1! The union complains, the sheep bleat and the board (in this case unfairly) takes all the heat.

‘Puter’s put an awful lot down here for your consideration. But let this be your takeaway. In ‘Puter’s school district, the board has put forth a reasonable proposal to cover a funding gap. People are choosing to shoot the messenger. But the messenger’s not wrong.

For too long, government (especially in blue states) has promised more future benefits than it could ever hope to provide. Better, government spent the meager funds taxed to provide the exorbitant benefits on current year expenses, figuring they’d come up with a way to fix the problem later. Well, later’s here, and ‘Puter’s school district is the canary in the coal mine. The District is faced with cutting services to the bone through firing employees and liquidating reserves, but the people don’t want to hear it.

It’s someone else’s fault. It’s not true. Denial, plain and simple.

If ‘Puter’s fellow citizens’ reactions are an indication of America’s preparedness to deal with the impending collapse of the welfare state, we are all f*cked.

*’Puter left out approximately $12.19 million in appropriations he could not affirmatively determine were salary or not. If included, the percentage of salaries and benefits to overall budget would be 78.6%.