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Monday, November 26, 2012

Not The Czar's Christmas Lights...

Volgi's...maybe...

Scripsit Dr. J. at 3:27 PM
Labels: Gangnam Style, Lightbulbs, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)
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