To be fair, 'Puter shouldn't judge the Washington press corps for its
faulty recollection of such ancient history. It’s not as if the Fourth Estate, the
self-proclaimed quis custiodiet ipsos
custodes, could be expected to have anything more than a hazy recollection
of a time before most of them were born, a time we Gormogons fondly refer to as
”August 2011.”
You see, we ancient and long-lived Gormogons recall with great fondness
that distant time before internet and smart phones. In those days, ‘Puter'd tie an onion to his
belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a
nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” the Czar’d
say.
Now where were we? That’s right. Back in August of dickety-eleven. We had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser
had stolen our word “twenty.” America was butting up against its debt limit, and
America’s lickspittle, toadying media was engrossed in stealing yet another
election for the Democrats.
Yes siree, August 2011 was a simpler time, a time when our nation’s
debt was less than $15 trillion, a time when Republicans
quaintly insisted on sequestration as a condition precedent to increasing the
national debt ceiling by $2.1 trillion. Ah, the good old days when we pretended to spend only as much as we
had.
Our genius press corps, too dim to comprehend fully and explain
succinctly sequestration to Americans resorted to the last refuge of the quasi-literate media elite:
scary sound bites, tailored to boost ratings/readership by terrifying Americans. Hence, with the imprimatur of the Gray Lady, sequestration was dubbed “The Fiscal
Cliff,” and defined to mean “bad Republicans want to steal Meemaw Ethel’s
social security check and prevent her from receiving a hip replacement after
those self-same Republicans take away her ObamaPhones 4s.”
In reality, sequestration
was a bargain between Democrats and Republicans where Democrats got a $2.4
trillion increase on America’s credit card to finance bankrupt green energy
companies and auto union bailouts, and Republicans got what they deserved, a
screwing. Really, Republicans bargained for automatic cuts totaling $2.4
trillion over 10 years in the event Congress failed to enact the
recommendations of a to-be-formed bipartisan deficit reduction committee. Congress has yet to enact the Simpson-Bowles
committee’s recommendations, so here America stands, with automatic spending
cuts and tax increases set to occur at the stroke of midnight, 31 December
2012.
Most of the media and many Americans live in this Democrat fantasy world, where money not only grows
on trees, but where you don’t even have to harvest it yourself: the government
hires people to do it for you. All you do is sit back in your Section 8
housing, texting your fellow 47%ers on your ObamaPhone and wait for your monthly Fair Share
Allotment to roll in. Sweet gig, eh?
Unlike Democrats and their fellow travelers in media, ‘Puter refuses to sell drink the Kool Aid. 'Puter chooses to see the world as it is, not as he wishes it were. Sequestration isn't some terrifying event looming just over the horizon, hellbent on dooming us all. Sequestration
is nothing more than governmental acknowledgement of fiscal reality, an admission that spending and revenues
(taxes) should balance, and America must repay its just debt.
So what are the two parties’ current positions on sequestration?
Democrats want to raise income tax rates on “the rich” (as yet
undefined) in order to avoid reining in out of control entitlement
programs. How this in any manner
balances the budget escapes ‘Puter, but he imagines it to be some populist,
spittle-flecked Ed Schultz argument based in no small part on the Underpants
Gnomes economic model.
Republicans want to reform the tax code to remove loopholes, thereby
increasing effective tax rates on many Americans and reform entitlement
programs, thereby reducing spending in future years.
Most rational Americans believe that the best approach is to increase
revenues by closing loopholes and decreasing spending by wholesale entitlement
reform, which
is basically what the Simpson-Bowles commission recommended. This approach also most closely aligns with the Republicans' approach, which has reality on its side.
In considering the best path forward, here are some handy facts for you as you listen to the media
ram the Democrats’ something-for-nothing fairy tale “solution” to America's fiscal mess down your throat:
·
America’s current national debt is $16,301,488,191,605.42, as of
10:42 a.m. eastern time, 26 November 2012.
·
In 2009, the year of President Obama’s term, the
aggregate national debt was $11.9 trillion. In 2012, the current year of President
Obama’s terms, the aggregate national debt was $16.0 trillion.
·
In January 2009, the first month of President
Obama’s term, the average interest rate on national debt was 4.615%
per annum. In October 2012, the most
recent full month of President Obama’s term, the average interest rate on
national debt was 2.560%
per annum.
·
For the four years of President Obama’s first
term (2009-2012), interest only payments on the national debt have ranged
between $359.8
billion and $454.4 billion annually.
·
Newly reelected President Obama proposed
a FY 2013 federal budget of $3.803 trillion. Curiously, President Obama only projected
$2.902 trillion in federal revenue (taxes), leaving a budget year deficit of
$901 billion.
·
The Congressional Budget Office, assuming that
there’s no way in Hell Congress and the White House are going to jack up taxes
and cut Medicare reimbursement, projects that the fiscal year 2013 federal budget
deficit will be $1.0 trillion.
·
For the first four fiscal years of President
Obama’s presidency, the annual federal budget deficit ranged between $1.2 trillion and $1.9
trillion.
·
In 2010, America’s
aggregate adjusted gross income (“AGI”) was $8.5 trillion. That same year,
the top one percent’s AGI was $1.69
trillion comprising 20% of the nation’s AGI, paying 38% of America’s income
tax receipts. The top five percent’s AGI
was $2.93
trillion, comprising 34.73% of the nation’s AGI, paying 58.72% of America’s
income tax receipts. The top ten percent’s aggregate adjusted gross income was $3.85
trillion, comprising 45.77% of the nation’s AGI, paying 69.94% of America’s
income tax receipts. The top ten percent
accounted for about 14
million returns in total.
·
In 2010, the bottom fifty percent’s AGI was $1.07
trillion comprising 12.75% of the nation’s AGI, paying 2.70% of America’s
income tax receipts. The bottom fifty
percent accounted for about 70
million returns in total.
·
In 2010, the top
quartile by AGI of taxpayers paid 86.34% of all federal income tax
revenue. The top quartile starts at an annual
household income of $67,280.
·
In 2011, the federal
government spent $1.95 trillion on entitlement programs, of which $746
billion is welfare spending (i.e., 83
separate federal welfare programs including Medicaid, TANF, etc.), $725
billion was Social Security Spending and $480 billion was Medicare
spending. This does not count the
additional $283 billion states contribute to these same programs.
·
Federal
revenues are generated by: individual income taxes (42%), payroll taxes
(40%), corporate taxes (9%), other sources (6%) and excise taxes (3%).
·
Of all Americans, 53.6%
pay income taxes, and an additional 28.3% pay payroll taxes but no income taxes.
·
In 2009 according to the Congressional Budget
Office, taking all federal taxes together including payroll and income taxes
together as of 2009, the
top quintile paid 67.9% of all federal tax liabilities. (Link opens in Excel; see Table 2). The top two quintiles paid 86.2% of all
federal tax liabilities. The lowest 60%
of Americans earners paid just 13.5% of all federal tax liabilities. The lowest 40% of income earners paid a
meager 4.1% of America’s upkeep.
·
The federal government will take no action to
balance its budget unless forced to by law, the courts or external events, such
as the failure of a bond offering.
· Welfare programs (including Social Security and
Medicare) cost more than the federal government takes in each year. Everything else America does, from providing
for the common defense to protecting the environment is placed on America’s
credit card.
·
Half the country pays 97.30% of the nation’s
income taxes. The bottom half of our nation pays next to nothing. Both halves of the country can vote. A majority of the country has a vested
interest in voting for higher income taxes on the non-majority.
·
If the federal government instituted a 100%
income tax rate on ALL income tax filers, it would take two years to repay the
national debt, assuming interest did not accrue, which it does.
·
If the federal government instituted a 59% tax
rate on the first dollar of the top one percent’s annual income, it would just
barely break even, assuming no increase to federal spending, which will never
happen.
·
Mitt Romney’s off-the-cuff comment that 47% of
Americans freeload off the remaining 53% was factually accurate. Democrats’ hissy fit and self-righteous
riposte that Romney failed to consider that 81.9% of Americans pay income tax,
payroll tax or both is misleading and incomplete. Facts show that Romney was wrong only because
the percentage of freeloaders should have been higher than he claimed. The top forty percent of American income
earners pay 86.2% of the federal government’s entire cost.
·
If your household makes more than $67,280 per
year, you should prepare for significantly higher taxes because you’re what
Democrats consider rich, meaning you’re part of a group that (1) has money and
(2) does not constitute a voting majority.
The federal government has no intent of cutting its welfare programs
(including Social Security and Medicare), nor will it increase taxes on the
alleged “poor.” Like Willie
Sutton, the federal government taxes you because that’s where the money is.
·
President Obama has currently been president for
1.7% of America’s history assuming a 1776 national birthday. If we assume the ratification of the
Constitution in 1790 as America’s birthday, then President Obama has presided
over a whopping 1.8% of our nation’s history.
In these four short years, President Obama has accumulated more than 25%
of the nation’s debt.
*'Puter forgot one. Interest rates are at historic lows. As soon as the economy heats up, or as soon as it craps the bed, interest rates are going up. The cost of debt service (interest payments) will go up commensurately, meaning simply paying interest on America's credit card will squeeze out other little things the government does, like defend the country and provide ObamaPhones.