The Czar might once in a while feel nostalgic, and indulge himself on some of his favorite essays. Here are three we wrote some time ago, and feel were pretty decently done. Have you read them?
Public Service Message about Swine Flu
The Gormogons Draw Tippy
Remembering David Brandhorst (warning: not funny; indeed most sad)
The Czar considers this his best work.
You may not like any of these; we understand. But the Czar might invite some of his brethren to post a few of their favorite essays over the years. He would much enjoy seeing what they like.