Where has Volgi been of late?

 孔夫子 a.k.a. Confucius, our Œcumenical Volgi (the Notorious ŒV) has been conspicuously absent of late, especially given that he wrote the first post on our esteemed website. Well, the first in a wibbly, wobbly, timey-wimey sort of way, anyway. 

Well, Dr. J.'s dark agents have discovered the truth (Thanks #ninjababe). As we are now six, he has been asked to round out another occult organization's rec basketball team...

Dr. J. would like to thank the Cheezburger Network for exposing Volgi.

We still have GorT to dunk on his ass...