You can read a transcript of them, as well. The Czar particularly liked this paragraph:
Of course, should basketball ever accept a three-point play, it will become incumbent on the defense to foul the player immediately, thereby limiting him to a two-point free-throw shot. To prevent this, the offense should retaliate by attempting a three-point play with every offensive drive. Regrettably, this will almost surely result in a pointless, drawn-out engagement in which the game will consist of nothing more than three-point attempts coupled with intentional fouls that result in an endless parade of free throws. Let us sincerely hope no three-point concept ever evolves in the game, or it will quickly become pointless showboating, filled with lights and noise and ultimately boring the viewers.History. You just cant make this stuff up.