| The Gormogons wish all our readers a safe, prosperous, fun-filled Independence Day that celebrates not just all our country has achieved, but lays thanks to all we have not lost. Happy Fourth of July! | We hold these truths to be self- |
| evident, that all men are created | |
| equal, that they are endowed by | |
| their Creator with certain | |
| unalienable Rights, that among | |
| these are Life, Liberty and the | |
| pursuit of Happiness. That to | |
| secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, | |
| deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. | |
| That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive | |
| of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish | |
| it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on | |
| such principles and organizing its powers in such form... | |