|Military strength, lower spending, lower taxes, free market capitalism and family values are the five legs to the Republican elephant.|
The polls also show that optimism for either candidate is extremely low.
Barack Obama responded to this criticism by saying that such cynicism is typical of the crap he should expect from barely conscious meat puppets like yourselves, and if you think hes some thin-skinned petulent spoiled child, you can go screw yourselves, because he doesnt need to put up with that. LeBron wouldnt.
Meanwhile, Governor Mitt Romney acknowledged that he seems to be incapable of inducing much enthusiasm among voters, but countered that he is only mere months away from assessing the degree of his personal underwhelmage with a multiphase report, in which he will define, measure, and analyze his warmth with a Pareto chart over sixty-one separate personality indicators, followed by a global improvement and quality control initiative encompassing several simulations intended to reduce voter dismay so that T has a χ2 distribution with n - 1 degrees of freedom.
We wish them both a lot of luck.