A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone.
So Newt is running an ad making fun of Mitt’s speaking French, eh? The Volgi carries no water for Willard Mittens Romney, of course, but Newter, please. Confucius happens to have a copy of Newt’s dissertation, Belgian Educational Policy in the Congo 1945–1960 (unpublished; Tulane, 1971) lying around here. As he tweeted to John Podhoretz when the latter brought up that Newt must had to pass a language-proficiency test, like, say, French, here’s a random sample of Newt’s bibliography (cliquez à embiggener):
L'hypocrisie est un hommage que le vice rend à la vertu, comme dit La Rochefoucauld, n'est-ce pas, M. le Newt?
孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)