The Czar will be in big trouble if you tell anybody about this. Fortunately, ‘Puter never reads this site, so we should be safe.
His brother Krizz called him yesterday, and said “Need your help, bro. There’s a skunk somewhere on my property. He’s sprayed my dog three times in the last three days. The dog smells terrible! How do I get rid of the smell?”
‘Puter said, “You need to bathe him in lots of tomato juice. It won’t be perfect, but it should help a little. Go do it now, and I’ll call you back in 30 minutes to see how it went.”
So, 30 minutes later, ‘Puter calls Krizz back. “How’d it go?” asked ‘Puter.
“Not so good,” Krizz said “I had a real hard time getting the skunk in the tub.”
2 hours ago