Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Electrifying Car Deals...

Just in case you don’t feel that General Motors received enough of your tax dollars when the “government” bailed them out here is your chance to rectify that situation.

Because electric cars are such a great idea, and the free market is just not smart enough to realize this, the government has to incentivize you to leave your Luddite ways behind and embrace the future. And this incentive will come in the form of $7,500 rebate when you purchase a new Chevy Volt.

Your Mandarin would like to send out a special thanks to Senator Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) for giving him and the rest of those that pay income taxes the privilege of ensuring that the UAW will continue to collect union dues to fund her re-election campaign.