Before the Fall

Like you, we have been wondering about Kim Jŏng Il. Sure, he’s an affable dresser and a bon vivant at potluck dinners. But what has he actually accomplished?

Quite a lot, as it turns out. Read through this list and ask yourself: is this any more ludicrous than Barack Obama winning the Peace Prize?

When the truth comes out, Jŏng’s fans are gonna be crushed. Perhaps literally.