Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Right-Wing Secession? Hmmm.

Secret Gormogon operative, who is code named REM SLEEP is working on a secret project for us that involves...guess what? That’s right—a streak-free window cleaner. Come to think of it, we should probably re-assign him to that Dream Control project that we have had no luck finding operatives to manage. Ah, well, note to selves.

Anyway, on his typical 4-minute lunch break, REM Sleep writes in:

Oh Great and Glorious Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, of Kiev, of Vladimir, etc., etc.

No, stop there. The Czar is only the Czar of Muscovy. See? Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. Nowhere does it mention Kiev and so forth. Frankly, Muscovy is not even Moscow (a common mistake). It is a small suburb just west of Chicago.

Anyway,

In your otherwise spot-on column on apartheid and its position on the putative left-right spectrum, you say the following:

"...radical splinter groups and secessionists tend to be leftist; name any right-wing group that wants to split themselves into a separate country! Traditionally, right wingers want to prevent secessionism because it divides resources and economic incentives..."

The answer to that is easy: Vlaams Belang, the Flemish separatist party in that bloated carbuncle of a country between Picardy and Holland. Their program is, in many ways, decidedly conservative in the American sense: pro-free markets, anti-trade unions, pro-life (!), pro-assimilation, anti-multiculturalism, etc. Plus they brew some excellent fermented malt beverages. The VB want to split off from francophone Wallonia precisely in order to divide resources and economic incentives. When that happens, according to their reasoning, Flanders will be prosperous and Wallonia will be French.

Your deep cover agent in the statist Hochburg of Chapel Hill, NC

REM SLEEP


Vlaams Belang, or the Flemish Concern, is a polical party in Belgium that is advocating the establishment of an independent country of Flanders.

They are a strange bunch. On the forefront, they appear to be a Tea Partier dream: strict immigration laws, prohibition of abortion and same-sex marriage, flat-tax adoption, and pro-gun laws. However, they hold some oddly disturbing views, such as amnesty for ex-Nazi collaborators (the reason for this is sketchy at best), anti-globalization efforts (which sounds nice but ultimately is too rough on the isolationist countries’s economies and ultimately violates the entire concept of free trade), and a resistance to all things Islamic (again, the Czar gets that the Netherlands is dangerously close to going Šarīʿa, but there is a difference between maintaining your unique culture and legally prohibiting all socio-economic aspects of a specific religion...at least to our eyes).

And that said, there is a more disturbing side that has yet to be explored or clarified; namely, many members openly promote a nostalgia for Apartheid, and collaboration with American neo-Nazi groups. Okay, the Volgi points out that in one sense, Apartheid was meant to encourage independence and strength among South African blacks, but that the execution of it was a racist evil. Either way, you cannot look at Apartheid with 21st Century eyes and express a fondness for it as expressed by the party head, Bruno Valkeniers on national television. Similarly, there are numerous cases of VB members being seen consorting with KKK members and neo-Nazis as far back as 1987.

In many cases, there is a tremendous amount of racism burned into the European psyche; in this case, it may be possible for a right-wing (by American standards) politician to hold openly racist views. God knows we had ‘em here in the States. So if that is the case, REM might be right that there is one avowedly conservative political party that advocates secession to protect its views.

While Jim Tags the Anaconda ...


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Coyotes attack two children in the New York City suburbs in as many days.

Rye, New York's police chief can think of no reason that a coyote would attack a kid. Hmmmm. Let 'Puter give this about two seconds of serious thought

Hey, Chief Sparky McSmarty! How about trying the obvious. A coyote is a predatory, wild, pack-hunting animal. It got hungry. It tried to feed itself. That's what coyotes do.

And that's what rich, New Age, hippie, Rye, New York-living folks get for their years of anti-hunting "save the fuzzy, cute (predatory) critters" horse shit.

'Puter, of course, excepts the innocent child victims from his righteous fury.

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

and then after a while, the wheels start falling off. Kudos to ABC News for reporting the following (h/t Jennifer Rubin at Commentary). This could really spell trouble if Obama gets tied closer to the Blago senate seat issue.  And this is a SEIU official who is testifying about Obama's potential connection.  In typical Gibbs style, when questioned, the Press Secretary responded, "And I -- I've -- have not had an opportunity to see that".  

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Here's An Idea

Instead of Democrats paying off teachers' unions with taxpayers' money, how about giving teachers the same choice most taxpayers have been faced with? 'Puter leaves aside for the moment the fact that shacklin payoffs to union supporters to a war funding bill is morally abhorrent. Here's teachers' two choices:

1. Make wage concessions sufficient to balance expenses with revenues and keep your jobs.

Or:

2. Consent to layoffs sufficient to balance expenses with revenues.

It's not difficult. Do teachers want to screw younger, less senior teachers to benefit the haggard old guard, or is everyone willing to share the sacrifice?

And if 'Puter hears one more teachers' union thug whine about reducing class size and TEH CHILDERN!!!!1!ZOMG!!1!, 'Puter's going to puke. Even the New York Times doesn't buy the fetid dung you're peddling.

This is not about teachers. It is not about kids. It is about a dirty, back room political payoff, plain and simple. It's the Chicago way.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I'm so there

For many of us that grew up in the 70s and 80s, cartoons (both afternoon and Saturday morning) hold a special place.  Whether it was Scooby Doo (pre-Scrappy), Jonny Quest (not sure I'm up for Zac Efron as Jonny) or one of the others ('Puter's favorite), I'm sure my peers have fond memories of some cartoon from their childhood.  Well, hat-tip to FotG Jonathan Last over at the Galley Slaves site for this one.  I'm in line.  Seriously - one advantage of time-travel, my friends.

You're Holding It Wrong

So the 'net is all a-buzz about the new iPhone4.  AT&T stores are swamped this morning (seriously, I saw a line outside one as I drove into the office) as rumors circulate that new shipments of the phones have arrived.  Well, maybe.  Maybe the lines are to address some of the concerns that are mounting regarding the new phone.  First, let me be clear - this version of the iPhone was dramatically overhauled including the hardware, enclosure, firmware and operating system.  Anytime a company tackles changes of that breadth, there are bound to be problems - both perceived and real.  However, there seems to be a serious flaw with the radio reception.

The response from the CEO and others at Apple has been, "you're holding it wrong."  Now, some devices do recommend correct handling, but the incorrect positioning that is causing the issues seems a natural one that Apple should have considered in testing.  In fact, people have caught Steve Jobs and Apple advertisments incorrectly holding the phone.  Unfortunately, this would appear to be a crucial design flaw at the hardware level.  Hopefully, Apple will come up with some solution because the Droid phones continue to nip at their heels in the market.

Sen. Byrd's Funeral Arrangements

As reported here yesterday, United States Senator and former Klansman Robert Byrd (D-WV) assumed room temperature.

Sen. Byrd's friends have finalized his funeral arrangements, pictured right.

After the interment, please stop by the local Klavern Hall for a cake and punch reception, followed by a cross burning. BYOH (Bring Your Own Hood).

De mortuis nil nisi bonum be damned. 'Puter thought long and hard before posting this. Being a member of the Klan is a sin not to be ignored by man. And, pardon the pun, our media has done a fantastic job of whitewashing Sen. Byrd's racist past. Such racism is a sin that ought stain one's entire life's work.

Only God, in His infinite mercy, can forgive such evil. May God have mercy on Sen. Byrd, and on all of us.

BP Disaster: Cui Bono?

'Puter's not a conspiracy theorist. People are too dumb to pull off any conspiracy that would require the active involvement of more than three people. There's always a simpler and more rational explanation than the convoluted tripe crazies like the Birthers and Truthers are peddling.

If 'Puter were a conspiracy theorist looking for a conspiracy theory to peddle (or merely a pot stirrer), a good one to start would be that Toyota sabotaged BP's Deepwater Horizon rig to take the heat of Toyota's sudden acceleration incident debacle.* Remember that? It was all the media (and trial lawyers) could talk about before Hayward and his lads soiled our shores.

Somewhere at Toyota headquarters there's a large Shinto shrine dedicated to thanking god(s) for the BP disaster taking the heat off Toyota and its (allegedly) defective cars.

*'Puter wonders how long it will take until some crazy somewhere latches onto this humorous conjecture and proclaims it truth. It's the blessing of teh intarwebz.

Flash Gordon, Quarterback, New York Jets.

Amazingly, at the Mandarin’s wedding, he actually got up and said, “Remove the Earth woman! Prepare her for Our pleasure!”



If you can turn this movie off late-night cable, your Tool of the Gormogons membership may be revoked. It’s got a happy ending—Mandy gets his ring back…

Monday, June 28, 2010

Circle the Jackwagons!

Look, it’s like this. The Czar does not care for Geico commercials, because they are never as funny as their ad people think they are.

But then, the Czar saw this on television Sunday, and thinks it is easily the funniest Geico commercial ever. Indeed, it is a commercial of remarkable brilliance starring the great R. Lee Ermey.

Turn this bad boy up.



Brilliant in its execution. It is as if the Mandarin himself wrote this.

The Black Hole of Calvert'a

Some quality Balmer bashing over at KSK.

Their flag does rock, though.

Dumbass Comments...

Your Mandarin was bemused by the story over the weekend of Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to Kopp’s Custard in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In what may turn into another Joe the Plumber moment in American politics, the Vice President called the manager of the establishment a “smartass.” Here is the exact transcript of the exchange courtesy of FoxNews.com:

"What do we owe you?" Biden is heard saying in footage captured by WISN-TV.

"Don't worry, it's on us," the manager replied. "Lower our taxes and we'll call it even."

"Why don't you say something nice instead of being a smartass all the time?" Biden said a few minutes later.


Now your Mandarin has been know to use a colorful expletive or two in his time, but I find it disheartening to see this level of disrespect from our politicians toward the populace. The manager of the store was expressing what most Americans feel is one of the major problems with the economy – over-burdensome taxes and out of control federal spending. But instead of the Vice President rolling with the punches and at least pulling off a Clinton-style “I feel your pain” moment he turned on the manager in a very unbecoming Vice Presidential manner.

What is really bizarre and indefensible is that the “smartass” remark wasn’t an off-hand remark made in the heat of the exchange. Rather, the Vice President stewed over the lower taxes remark for a few minutes and then approached the manager to chastise him for not saying something “nice.”

Well Mr. Vice President, what exactly would be the nice thing to say? Should we just fall in line with your ministry of propaganda, I mean the main-stream media, and sing the praises of the administration and how it has turned the country around? Well I’ll tell you Mr. Vice President, I agree with the main-stream media that the administration that you belong to has turned the country around. Unfortunately your administration has turned us right over the cliff toward economic ruin, a decline in world dominance, and the loss of the country’s prestige and influence throughout the world.

And after all of this, it turns out that nobody charged the Vice President for his custard. Well I guess the customer is always right, which is a lesson that the Vice President and the rest of the politicians across the country should remember.

Elena Kagan, International Woman of Mystery

Elena Kagan's nomination hearings begin today. Ms. Kagan is something of a cipher. Heck, when even the New York Times is calling for a thorough inquiry into a lefty President's nominee, you can be certain that no one really knows what Ms. Kagan believes.

Sure, even if Ms. Kagan turns out to be an ultra-leftie she's simply replacing one of the most reliable liberal votes currently on the court (The Hon. John Paul Stevens). But Ms. Kagan is only 50 years old. She would likely be on the Court for at least 25 years.

And, as we see today, a single vote is the difference between a strong Second Amendment applied to the states and the Second Amendment as an interesting historical sidenote.

Senators, do your job. Figure out what Ms. Kagan believes. Until she tells you, do not hold a vote. Both liberals and conservatives should be able to agree on this issue. Heck, 'Puter and the New York Times agree, though for different reasons.

Ms. Kagan will be confirmed, but aren't Senators entitled to know what they're confirming before they vote?

Enviro-Hippies

Dirty, nasty, hemp-wearing, burned-out enviro-hippies descended on Pensacola Beach, Florida yesterday to hold hands. Seriously. Oh, and Gov. Charlie Crist (I-FL) was there to suck up to the loonies as well. In this manner, the do-gooders hoped to call attention to the oil slick threatening the Gulf Coast, to protest offshore drilling generally and to clamor for green energy alternatives.

Best line of the article? There's so many to choose from, but here's 'Puter's favorite:

Michael DeMaria, a clinical psychologist from Pensacola, led demonstrators from a pavilion to the shore like an environmentalist pied piper, tooting softly on a native American-style flute. He said he often tells patients to go swimming in the Gulf as part of therapy.

Ah, hippies. Seldom do you disappoint, with your naivete, your detached-from-reality nature and your wackiness.

In response, 'Puter offers the following general thoughts.

1. Holding hands with a bunch of like-minded simpletons does exactly nothing to stop oil from washing up on Gulf Coast beaches. Thanks for all the help, 60s leftovers. Get back in your microbuses and go home to your communal yurts.

2. If anyone in America is unaware of the oil spill by now, they've been living under a rock. Your weak protest is not going to call any further attention to this slow moving disaster. Hey, hippies! Did you hear there's a recession going on? Maybe you can raise America's consciousness by holding hands in a giant circle around your local bank. Bring your ethnically sensitive fair trade drum, because we're having a drum circle afterwards.

3. If everyone who is against offshore drilling gave up their automobiles and electricity, we could stop drilling offshore. Put up or shut up, hippies.

4. Green energy isn't, nor can it feasibly fill America's energy needs anytime in the foreseeable future. Wishing won't make it so, nor will all the uninformed platitudes spewing forth from Capitol Hill.

5. If any part of your life involves "tooting softly on a native American-style flute," odds are you have nothing of use to contribute to serious debate. And shouldn't it be properly "Native American," or even better "Indian"?

There's little sporting about hippie bashing, but it's just so much danged fun.

Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV)

Sen. Byrd died last night.

May God grant him eternal rest.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

He’s ba-ack…

He was born in the 19th century, wrote his most influential book more than 65 years ago, and he's not quite as well known or beloved as the sexy Mexican actress who shares his last name. Yet somehow, Friedrich Hayek is on the rise.

Another Union Loss of Respect

This is a story that the Czar and the Mandarin both feel deserves more attention.

Wal-Mart elected to open its second Chicago-area store, and targeted a neighborhood struggling with terrible unemployment. Wal-Mart thought that the neighborhood could use about 1500 jobs paying at least $8.75 an hour, a half-buck more than minimum wage. The neighborhood rejoiced. This is big enough to dip the neighborhood’s 10+ percent unemployment rate by a couple of points...below the city average.

Not so fast, the United Food and Commercial Workers (UCFW) says. The union pressured local politicians and community leaders to insist that that Wal-Mart pay its non-union employees $9.25 an hour and provide all employees mandatory raises of 40 cents an hour at set periods. This move, in the past, has effectively shut Wal-Mart out of the city of Chicago itself for decades (there is only one other Wal-Mart in Chicago, paying non-competitively high wages).

Wal-Mart disagreed with the demands, saying the union has no right to determine local wages, and Wal-Mart further believes that only employees deserving raises will get them, and that Wal-Mart decides what the compensation adjustment should be.

Although the union declared a victory, and said it has a letter of agreement on high wages and mandatory raises (and news stories trumpet this as a union victory), Wal-Mart disputes the terms of the settlement, and says the retailer is sticking with its original plans. Yes, some employees will definitely see that kind of pay and raise increase, but that is all in line with standard Wal-Mart practice. Any union victories are purely coincidental.

The union informed community leaders to resist, saying that these wages are akin to poverty pay. Fight Wal-Mart! Hold out for prevailing wages! And perennial moocher State Senator James Meeks, a beloved icon in the community and the de facto spiritual leader for the area stepped up to the microphone...and sided with Wal-Mart.

Basically, he said, we need the freaking jobs. $8.75 an hour and up is a helluva lot of pay for someone who is making nothing per hour. In an awkward moment, Senator Meeks and Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Brady found themselves staring at each other in a rare moment of cooperation. Frankly, the Meek endorsement of Wal-Mart is a bit of a turnaround for Reverend Senator Meeks, who generally is the first to thrust his hand out for any kind of...well...handout.

And another religious/community leader, Rev. Larry Roberts, Sr., is also seeing the light of practicality. He has sided against the unions, and reacted specifically to the common union complaint that Wal-Mart squeezes out small businesses: “There is no small business [here]. What the small businesses do is latch onto the big business.” And he is right: bring Wal-Mart in, and small businesses follow with more jobs and more pay and more tax revenues.

Guys, it really is this simple. And to the Unions: when you lose the support of African-American social community leaders in Chicago, who basically see Economics 101 at stake, you really have lost.

Petraeus and the "Mercy Rule"

There's been plenty of discourse about McChrystal and Petraeus and how this plays out with Obama's prior comments about Petreaus but one thing that hasn't been widely covered is the following: "courageous restraint". Dr. J wrote in a few days ago (sorry, sometimes the timeline gets really screwed up when I jump around) with the following:

Please see the link below...

http://www.nationalreview.com/the-feed/230283/great-news-petraeus-review-courageous-restraint-afghanistan

Do you think that the Courageous Restraint policy has its roots in the 'Mercy Rule' in kids sports?
While I don't think it has its roots in the 'Mercy Rule', the net result parallels that of the 'Mercy Rule' pretty well. A Marine commander in Iraq recently said (of the "courageous restraint" policy, "They teach us not to second-guess our decisions in dangerous situations. When people second-guess themselves they can be putting lives at risk."  And a recent Washington Examiner article concluded with the following statement in an article discussing the NATO medal for "courageous restraint":
That said, let it be known that we're now training soldiers to not defend themselves in the case of an angry mob attack. Which also means that we may be training angry mobs to not fear soldiers.
The parallel?  What does it teach kids when they have to either think about or the referee/umpire ends a game because they were following all the (rest of) rules of the game?  Instilled at a young age, it is something that coaches in later years need to work against - can you imagine John Riggins or the Hogs showing "courageous restraint"?  Can you imagine the reaction of a NFL head coach like Mike Ditka to a "courageous restraint" (or mercy rule) policy?
I think the best option I've read is this from the Washington Examiner article - "The bottom line is I have to find a way to go to sleep at night," said Graham (Captain in the 4th Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment). "If I hurt women and children, I'm not going to sleep. If I lose my men, I'm not going to sleep. I have to find a balance."
Maybe they should watch this remix:

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Apartheid—A Progressive Project

In regards to the Czar‘s post on the typology of various South African terrorist groups as left or right, the Volgi would like to add that it shouldn’t be forgotten that apartheid, like most social-engineering projects, was a result of intellectuals using the state to attempt to perfect social arrangements. H.F. Verwoerd, generally regarded as the architect of apartheid, was a professor in the social-psychology department at Stellenbosch University, where the theory of apartheid was worked out, before serving as Minister of Native Affairs (1950–58) and Prime Minister (1958–1966).

In theory, apartheid—like segregation in the U.S., "segregation" being a perfect translation for "apartheid"—was designed to minimize intercommunal friction by giving each community a set of parallel institutions. The direct precedent on which Verwoerd, et al., drew was the Dutch concept of verzuilung, or pillarization. While pillarization worked reasonably well in the otherwise very homogenous Netherlands up until World War II, when the Dutch began to think in terms of national unity as a political desideratum. So verzuiling was on its way out in the Netherlands even as its intellectual admires tried to resurrect it in South Africa. The resulting revivification was worthy of Herbert West—or George Romero. (Indeed, South Africans might have been well advised to examine the collapse of the millet system in the late Ottoman Empire, in which theoretically parallel communities became an engine of social strife and ultimately secession.)

So, returning our topic, the association of apartheid with parties of "the right," might make some sense in the South African context, where you had an avowedly socialist ANC and a Communist Party (whose despicable leader was seemingly decent liberal pundit Peter Beinart’s childhood hero).

But, like segregation in the U.S., apartheid was a project of statists who wished to use government to order peoples lives properly. This is the polar opposite of what is today called “the right” in America, which is the attempted conservator of Classical Liberalism, which holds that within the constraints of polity-sustaining behavior, people should be free to run their own lives.

Apartheid is what happened when intellectuals with race theories (like this guy), had the power of an modern government unfettered by constitutional constraints (like the ones this guy got rid of), and a philosophy of social engineering backed with the (unwarranted) prestige of the “social sciences” in the postwar era. It is a classic analogue of Progressivism, in this respect—a technocratic, intellectualized philosophy of society enforced with the apparatus of the modern state. Sure, by the end of the regime, the parties of the Left opposed it—but they tellingly opposed how society was being organized, not the government’s right to treat people as subjects.

Any time this kind of society is cited as “right-wing” in the American context—it’s only accurate if you accept the premise that everything Evil is of the Right, and everything Good is of the Left.

A Ways Removed

Peggy West, a county supervisor in Milwaukee, WI, does not understand why Arizona wants to prohibit illegal immigration when it is nowhere near the Mexican border, like Texas is.



People are making a lot of hay that she is a Democrat, as if that explains her ignorance. Instead, the fact someone like this gets elected makes Milwaukee look pretty bad. Really, Milwaukee County? Really?

Friday, June 25, 2010

Some Facts Behind So-Called Right-Wing Racism

The Czar has decided that working for National Geographic magazine must be a pretty difficult gig. Beloved by everybody, the magazine is unable to publish an article that does not offend either liberals or conservatives, judging by the letters section. To be fair, they do a pretty good job of appeasing both sides, but no matter which position a given article takes, there will be letters correcting the claims. Most of the people who work there are liberals, one thinks, but at the same time the National Geographic channel on television is owned by Fox, who pumps a lot of cash into the magazine either directly or (more probably) indirectly by associated subscriptions. So it makes sense that they strive toward a non-political bias.

Every so often, though, something slips by their editors that makes us cringe.

In the June 2010 issue, there is a wonderful photographic spread by James Nachtwey on South Africa. Accompanying his photography is a piece by Alexandra Fuller, who describes how life has changed since the abolishment of Apartheid, entitled “Mandela’s Children.

The essay describes how life has changed for South Africans from multiple viewpoints. A lot of this is a bit sanitized: Ms. Fuller mentions the crime rate, but does not discuss how horrifyingly high it is. She mentions corruption, but fails to analyze the depths of the corruption. She mentions the unemployment, but does not expose how widespread it is. And so on. Yes, South Africa has problems, she says, but look how far they have come. True enough; but the inverse is true as well—look how much South Africa has advanced, but they have not come close to providing a real government due to inept, openly liberal policies.

Yet, whattaya gonna do? The point of the piece is to describe how whites and blacks have come together since the eradication of Apartheid, and that is something amazing and noble and wonderful. So the Czar forgives the scrubbing and omissions.

However, one piece sticks in our royal craw. Ms. Fuller frames a tale about a woman who was badly injured in 1996 by a bomb, and how she eventually came to forgive the white supremacist who maimed her...and this after she vowed never to forgive the bastard. No doubt there is a movie in the works.

But catch this bit on the confessed bomber, Stefaans Coetzee.

At the time he was taken into custody, and for some years after, Coetzee was a member of nearly every extreme right-wing, white supremacist group in South Africa, including one or two so secret and obscure that not even the people in them seem capable of explaining exactly what they are: Wit Wolwe, Israel Visie, Boere Aanvals Troepe. From prison Coetzee continued to communicate with members of the Ku Klux Klan in the United States and neo-nazi groups in Germany, encouraging them in their endeavors.

Whoops. Stop right there, Ms. Fuller. As is common practice among liberals, you make the mistake of slapping the words right wing before every white supremacist group. In fact,

Wit Wolwe, or the White Wolf, was a one-man organization consisting of, well, just a single guy with the imposing Bond-villain name of Barend Strydom. In 1988, a 23-year-old Strydom went on a murderous rampage in Pretoria, shooting blacks as he saw them (killing eight and injuring fifteen) until disarmed by an incredibly brave and resourceful intended victim. Although Strydom purported to be a member of a right-wing paramilitary organization, he wasn’t. He was delusional, and like many paranoid delusionals, harbored both right-wing views (he was pro-establishment Boer) and left-wing views (whites were the real Jews chosen by God, and modern Jews were subhuman Zionists).

Israel Visie, or the Israeli Vision, is a radical pro-Apartheid group who seem to be better at getting arrested than actually accomplishing their planned attacks on blacks. Mixing religion and racism, they attempt to recruit young white males into their brood and are popularly labeled as right-wing white supremacists by the media. Except, two of their driving principles are—ready?—a deep hatred of Jews and opposition to the redistribution of farmland in Zimbabwe, against which they proposed reclaiming “lost territorial self-determination.” These are notoriously left wing neo-Nazi views, not right-wing views. Sure, neither liberals nor conservatives want these evil jackasses on their side, and today liberals incorrectly like to paint Israel as pro-Apartheid (remember, it’s the Palestinians who want the Jews gone, not the other way around)...unfortunately, Israel Visie seems to have picked a leftist radical philosophy.

Boere Aanvals Troepem, or the Boer Attack Troops, is a group that has claimed responsibility for bombings attributed to others; however, they seem to have at least one genuine claim—a 1997 bombing at a Rustenburg mosque which injured two people. Little is known about them from a philosophical standpoint, although they fall into the radicals bucket. Naturally, because they claim to be pro-Boer, and the Boers respresent Apartheid in the South African psyche, and the non-Apartheid party led by Mandela came to power, and the latter is liberal, the leap of logic is that anyone who supports the Boers must, ipso facto be non-liberal right wingers. Factually, though, almost nothing is known about these guys. However, a 2003 study by Martin Schönteich and Henri Boshoff declared them right wing extremists, even though the only support for their categorization is that they claimed to desire a separate Boer country. Except, of course, radical splinter groups and secessionists tend to be leftist; name any right-wing group that wants to split themselves into a separate country! Traditionally, right wingers want to prevent secessionism because it divides resources and economic incentives; consider that the American South of 1860 (in many ways the closest parallel to Apartheid) was a strongly Democrat government opposed to conservative Republicans. Although the Czar is at grave risk of applying American categories to South African groups, the reality is that BAT is an ill-defined group who may, in retrospect, never truly existed beyond making claims on terrorist acts.

The Ku Klux Klan is where Ms. Fuller totally strikes out. The KKK was the terrorist arm of the Democratic Party of the United States, receiving funding and support by Southern democrats from the end of the Civil War right into the 20th Century (Harry Truman uncomfortably accepted support from them). Although they are a lightly manned group today, and seem to be irrelevant if not mostly impotent, they maintain strong ties to the Democrat party today. Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) was an active member and recruiter and still holds racist views as late as 2001 (NSFW here). David Duke was a member of the Klan until 1980 as a Democrat (he became a Republican in 1982 for McCarthy reasons). Ms. Fuller may note that the Democratic party ain’t exactly a right-wing group.

Nazis, Nazis, Nazis...whether Neo or retro, the Nazis are as left wing as it gets, Ms. Fuller. You know, there is an excellent book on the subject that does a better job of explaining it than the Czar can.

The Czar wants to make a couple of points here, if you have not already guessed:

1. Right-wing and left-wing are dangerous categories to use to describe fringe groups. Many violent groups are sometimes a mixture of ideas; it is this cognitive dissonance that makes them unstable actors. Just as the Czar may be wrong to attribute American left-wing hatreds and motivations to pro-Boer extremists, Ms. Fuller is totally incorrect to lump all white supremacists as right wingers.

2. Most documented cases of violent racist acts are performed by leftist groups. While it is convenient, and even understandable, for liberals to declare these atrocities as right-wing activities, the painful truth is that racist groups such as the Klan, Nazis, communists, the Westboro Baptists, and white power militias are strongly pro-liberal, left-wing groups. The skinheads in Europe, with their plethora of names and symbols, tend to be the children of socialism: living off welfare checks, government housing, and liberal drug laws. Know why they oppose immigrants and non-whites? Economics: these groups tend to disrupt and dilute the cash flow of government services, making it tough to be a lazy racist dope fiend. Check into it.

3. Dumbasses like Stefaans Coetzee claims to have been a member of numerous white supremacist groups. This is not uncommon: many of these guys claim membership or affiliation in a variety of groups because this provides an intimidating legitimacy that is hard to disprove with their inherent secrecy. But as real research into these organizations reveals, they are often composed of a few stridently vocal members and a website. Inflated memberships, spurious claims of responsibility for others’s acts (most are actually committed by unaffiliated individuals, which indeed Stefaans Coetzee was when he planted his bombs), and rumors of worldwide affiliations and networks are the order of the day. When a terrorist claims affiliation with multiple groups, he is probably lying but will receive ex post facto blessings from those organizations (thereby solidifying their delusions). When he shuts up and refuses to talk about affiliations, he is more likely involved. Ms. Fuller should not simply take Coetzee’s word for anything, but should have skeptically checked into whether those groups even check out philosophically.

Too bad the NatGeo editors missed this one. The Czar is curious if any of their readers will submit a corrective letter on this point.

Good ol' days and the Quality of Life

The Volgi pointed me to this blog post via The Corner - there is a website where you can page thru an online catalog of RadioShack catalogs.  For those of you too young or not in-the-know, these were thick, mailed catalogs that some of us were excited to see arrive in the mail.  We held onto them as a reference guide to purchasing parts for various projects or to replace parts.  So this, in itself, is amusing and retrospectively interesting to me.  I can remember a number of these catalogs and paging through them finding the new multicolor LEDs (red got boring after a while, green and yellow came along...it was ages until we saw blue ones) or a reuseable IC socketboard where I could drop a 555 timer chip with a smokin' new 4017 1-in-10 counter chip (the 4000's series was the new kid compared to the old 7400-series) or attach it to a 4026 decade counter and 7-segment LED driver to make a dice rolling circuit.  Of course, if you were building a more hardcore project, you'd likely turn to a Digikey or Jameco catalog.

The blog post has an interesting point: compare the cost of some of the entertainment items in these catalogs.  Their main example is a 1964 "moderately priced stereo system" at $379.95.  Moderate until you consider the fact that it's a stereo system that would require the average wage earner to work 152 hours (almost a full month) to purchase.  Comparatively, the a current average wage earner today would earn about $3,000 in the same period.  Ok, well, we have inflation you say.  Well, the article points out that comparing what you could buy (although the article references BestBuy prices and not RadioShack prices) today for that clearly outweighs the "moderately priced stereo system" of 1964.  Conclusion: our lives have become better today as not only have improvements in technology been made but they have also driven prices down even an adjustment due to inflation.

While there are other economic comparators such as the Consumer Price Index (which some believe are flawed), there's the Volgi's favorite (although I think he's partial to the McUdon Noodle Bowl) - the Big Mac Index (comparing the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's, which has some flaws as it is somewhat market dependent geographically...time-wise, it's not a bad comparator), and there's the Christmas Price Index (looks at the total cost of the 364 items purchased in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" song).  The problem with many of these indexes is the narrowness of the market chosen.  Fast food is relatively ubiquitous, but is heavily reliant on the food industry (beef prices, marketing costs, etc.) but has little measure for, say, home prices, car prices or other markets where an hour's wage might show a decline in purchasing power.  The CPI tries to address this using a "basket of goods" approach where the items are common household items, at least domestically, that are comparable across time.  In total, the CPI collects prices for roughly 80,000 items monthly. 

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Antivaxxers Claim More Lives In California

You may have heard that there is a whooping cough epidemic in California.

Babies have died.

Whooping cough is readily preventable with a basic vaccination, but requires boosters up until age 5 to be life-saving.

Not being reported? The pertussis vaccination is one of the ones avoided by the anti-vax movement. Yes: in other words, professional dipshit Jenny McCarthy thinks people should not give their kids the needed vaccine to prevent whooping cough. Now immunity levels dropped below 92% and people are dying from it.

And being totally ignored? Because some people refused to get the vaccine for their kids, the disease can spread rather than die out. As a result, children who are partially immunized against the disease can still catch the strain and die from it. In other words, because some people avoid the vaccine, your vaccinated child can still die thanks to them.

Imagine telling horrified parents that their perfect little newborn angel is dead because some California trendies they don’t even know elected to listen to a celebrity who thinks she can cure autism at the grocery store.

Gormogon readers are not stupid. But if you know someone who is reluctant to vaccinate their kids because of some Oprah show, tell them to vaccinate: the life you save could be your own kid’s. Not one of these babies needed to die.

Mailbag: Not Every Bloodletting is the Czar

DT writes in:

I thought you were older than 21! I assume this was you, Czar?

Cops: Siblings brawl over butter in mac & cheese

Associated Press
Jun. 23, 2010 02:33 PM

WATERVILLE, Wash. – An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister.

A 21-year-old man called police to say his 17-year-old sister tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula

The police report said the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine, which escalated.

The Wenatchee World reported the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.

Нет! And why is the Czar typing in Cyrillic twice in one day? The Czar salutes the 17-tear-old sister for attempting to slash her brother’s throat in a violent and serrated manner, especially over something as trivial as food lubricant.

But the Czar was 21 in 1288AD, and that was very far away. And every day, it gets further. But not quite scenic Waterville, WA. Moreover, the Czar has no sister. However, he once tried to beat his brother to death with a theorbo over a bad serf-baiting bet.

Пролетарии всех стран, разденитесь!

The always awesome Borepatch (you read him every day, right?) scours the web so you don’t have to.

And today, he swung by the Castle with a wildly surreal blend of pin up art and Soviet propaganda. Evidently, yes, there was such a thing. The Volgi will love this, having lived there a time. And so will ‘Puter, but not because of any socio-historical context. But because it’s gots girls.

When You Think Gay, Think Blackhawk Hockey!

This is what happens when you let anyone from Chicago be in charge of anything. It gets all wee-wee'd up.

The Blackhawks, flagrant cheaters and winners of this year's Stanley Cup, will be showing off the Cup in Chicago's Gay Pride Parade. The Blackhawks will be the guests of the Chicago Gay Hockey Association.

On a side note, does the existence of a gay hockey association imply that gays can't compete with straights in hockey? And also, is hockey itself gay ("Gay Hockey") or is it played by gay men who are ungrammatical?

Now hit the showers, boys!

Helen Thomas' New Gig?

This story could have been written by noted anti-Semite and mainstream media doyenne Helen Thomas.

It recounts an incident in Hannover, Germany where youths threw stones and hurled anti-Semitic taunts at a performing Jewish dance troupe. "I hate Illinois Nazis!", you sagely think, because Germany has the indelible taint of Nazism on it. But you'd be wrong. You have to read the whole story, and look for the hidden code words to determine who the perpetrators likely were.

The criminals were "youths," so their names were not mentioned. However, we learn that the criminals were also "immigrants," which is MSM code for Muslim foreigners. One must rely on the Australian media to get this line, omitted from the American (Yahoo!) version linked above:

Mr Schiewe [police spokesman] said there were several Muslim immigrant youths among the attackers.

One can learn more about a person by what he chooses not to say, rather than what actually crosses his lips. Here we learn, for the umpteenth time, that the mainstream media will cover up the crimes of militant Islam rather than report the facts.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Another Day in Paradise

With Mrs. 'Puter.

Usually, this sort of thing only happens when she has ladies' night with the Czarina.

Note to Sleestak. Replenish the bail fund. It's getting low.

“I'm Beginning to Believe This Obama Fellow Is Unequal to the Task”

T. Coddington van Voorhees VII rotasubteriates Barry O:
I and my guests were momentarily stunned, this being the first time any of us had heard an ill word spoken about Mr. Obama by a European of impeccable intellect with the Hermes ascot to match. This was followed, understandably, by muffled sobs. It was left to me to gamely break the lachrymose silence. "Perhaps Kloonkie is right," I said. "Perhaps the President has not quite turned out to be the Reagan reincarnation we all expected, and in some ways I am beginning to believe this Obama fellow is unequal to the task. As the intellectual conscience of the conservative movement, and whatever our previous enthusiasm for the chap, we ought have the courage to point out those rare instances where his performance has been found wanting. Such as foreign and domestic policy.  The important thing is that we not end up implicated in his shortcomings."
As usual with Iowahawk, you’ll want to read it all.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Career You Save May Be Your Own

Gormogon operative MC writes in on the General Stanley McChrystal incident:

Mighty Czar,

It appears GEN McChrystal switched to decaf versions too early.

I wondered about GEN McChrystal the first time he was in Afghanistan. I think he was more involved in the decisions in the Pat Tillman cover-up than was generally let on. I'm not saying he knew Tillman has been shot in a "blue-on-blue" accident, but he did nothing to turn the Silver Star bus around once word came to him that all was not as it seemed. He's probably a good warrior, but was probably promoted too far. He'd make a good 30-year colonel or brigadier general, but as a four-star not so much.

To give Rolling Stone such an interview and unfettered access to staff is an astounding lack of judgment. Did he stand a little too close to the poppies during one of the field burns? He forgot the cardinal rule, which those in power sometimes forget: Nothing good can come of talking to the media—there are only varying degrees of badness. I just can't believe he said some of the things out loud with media in the same room. I'm pretty sure all of his judgments on the others in the story are correct—Obama unprepared for the 10-minute Air Force One chat/photo-op, can't stand Eikenberry, believes Holbrooke is ass-covering, etc. But as a senior military officer (or even as a junior officer!) you don't foster a culture with so much public disrespect to civilian leadership. When I was in the Air Force we had our share of Clinton jokes and so forth, but it was always among peers (not subordinates/superiors) and always off-duty.

As much as I'd like to see him continue on the job, despite my misgivings on aspects of his military leadership, he needs to put a letter of resignation on Obama's desk when they meet (tomorrow, I believe). This is nearly MacArthur level of disrespect. The country cannot have this from its military leadership, even when it's directed at Obama and may well be correct.

Just to be clear with the MacArthur comment—that's purely a comparison on the level of disrespect. I do not think McChrystal has shown MacArthur's level of insubordination. I think he and his staff let their guard down, and I'm also sure that Rolling Stone may have exaggerated a few things. But I bet the fundamentals are correct, and that's enough to sink him.

Cliff May on The Corner says it's just a kerfuffle. No. These were not off-hand isolated comments, it's a pattern and it's permeated his staff obviously. It shows a lack of discipline, which is odd because it's apparent McChrystal is very disciplined in other areas (physical fitness for one).

This is how you make a statement as a senior military officer.

When Gen Fogleman got his fill of having his advice not being listened to, and when he felt he was no longer able to be an effective leader of the Air Force because of it, he asked to retire. No fuss, no blaze of glory, just asked to retire. This is how a real officer with integrity acts. Not by letting Rolling Stone wander your headquarters to gather up anecdotes by staff weenies who should know better than to say such things out loud to a reporter.


The Czar thinks this is one of the stranger incidents to happen with a battlefield general in a very long time. The Czar has not yet read the actual comments attributed to the General, but understands in a very general way that he called the current administration’s courage into question.

This, of course, is not the General’s job. Sometimes a general becomes so used to having people salute him that he forgets that there are people to whom he must snap and salute. The Czar, in his capacity, has put many generals against a brick wall for less offenses. It seems that every time a general mixes with politics, the result is career-ending (Ike being a notable exception; every other occurrence being a notable example).

There are four possible outcomes to his meeting with the Commander-in-Chief:

1. He will be reprimanded and sent back to Afghanistan. This of course will prove the General entirely correct. It would basically be an admission by the Obama administration that they agree with his assessment of them.

2. He will agree to resign. This will be an admission that while the President respects the General’s career history and military success, the President will not truck insubordination. This is the easiest way out for everybody, and has already been taken on by the General’s aide-de-camp. This is the most likely result because it involves the least paperwork.

3. He will be summarily dismissed from his command. This is correct option, because this is precisely what the General would do to, say, a colonel under his command who embarrassed him before the world press. However, it would require the President to act as a military officer (he is the highest officer in the land, as it happens), which he is loathe to do. Prediction? Unlikely, but a powerful revelation of the President’s resolve if it occurs.

4. He will offer to resign, but the President will reject it and send him back to his job. This is the most unlikely result because be a painful admission that the President is unable to control his own generals.

MC is dead-freaking-right that the MacArthur event is completely unrelated to this, even though the press is already making ill-read comparisons. MacArthur did not simply make an uncharacteristically snide comment about his bosses to the press: he effectively convinced Truman that a direct war with China was looming, with horrific consequences; and even though that was not MacArthur’s intent (MacArthur was convinced that the Chinese could be pushed all the way back to the Yalu and Korea completely rid of Communists), MacArthur refused to obey numerous orders to hold his line and stop his advance. We know today that China would have fallen back and that MacArthur probably could have succeeded; however, he forced Truman to choose between between America and MacArthur. Truman made the right choice and sacked Mac.

However, the President knows full well that he must act on this incident, and unfortunately MacChrystal has positioned the President to do nothing less than stamp him out or risk admitting to the charge. We know this about the President: he does not take criticism well.

Pop Rocks!

According to President Obama's Father's Day proclamation, the insipid, politically correct text of which may be found at the link.

Royal Physician Dr. J. writes in asking the following salient questions:

Between the severe back pain and opium haze, were you able to read President Obama's Father's day proclamation?

I was struck by it's inclusive tone..."Nurturing families come in many forms, and children may be raised by a father and mother, a single father, two fathers, a step father, a grandfather, or caring guardian."

It was nice that he included our servicemen (and women, even though it is Father's day, I'll give anyone in uniform props).

He surprisingly left out honoring the teat of the state along with the caring guardian, which would have been creepy.

He also didn't discuss the redistribution of second fathers to children who don't have a father. Given his sense of social justice, I would have found the redistribution of Pop appropriate.

Dr. J.'s insight is noteworthy. For President Obama, it's not so much about the traditional family, but on the redefinition of family to mean "whatever effed up living situation you may have in your house." Just because your living arrangements are objectively (and provably) messing up your kids doesn't mean the President can't just pretend that they're not.

Kids of polygamy? Hey, it's not your fault, dude. That's just a different way of experiencing the now.

Children of child brides? Man, you're just not respecting their societal norms. Get with the 21st century, brah!

And Dr. J. is also dead-on about the slippery slope into "Uncle Sam Makes the Best Daddy" marketing campaign. Heck, it's already here. The government provides food, shelter and health care for millions of kids each day, primarily because the government gives more benefits to mothers if fathers are out of the households. Health and Human Services even has a website dedicated to the topic.

If President Obama were truly serious about supporting fatherhood, he'd provide an across the board tax credit or cash payment to each household where the biological father of the child lives with the mother of the child, regardless of household income. Until such time, he can shut his word hole.

Petro Kitty

Behold! Hello Kitty motor oil!

'Puter suggested marketing slogan: "It's the only lube her kitty will ever need."

And yes, it's a real product. Courtesy of Boing Boing.

Tweet This!

Courtesy of Slashdot, I came across a EE Times article detailing why engineers don't like Twitter.  In their survey, 85% of engineers surveyed (albeit a somewhat small survey, in my opinion) don't use Twitter.  Some excerpts from the article/survey results:
  • More than half indicated that the statement “I don’t really care what you had for breakfast,” best sums up their feelings about it
  • others characterized it as “a ridiculous waste of time and electrons” 
  • [there was a] strong desire for it to simply “go away.” 
This quote sums it up for me: “The amount of information in a tweet is not worth the time spent looking at it,” asserts Jeffrey Tuttle, a hardware design engineer with 20 years of experience. “To be productive when doing design you need long periods of uninterrupted thought. Twitter by its nature is intrusive and interruptive. Consequently it seems to be for those people who don’t have enough to do.”

Maybe into the mainstream a bit more (considering this event is generating 300,000 tweets per game and as much as 3,000 per second), here another article analyzing tweets during the World Cup.  Again, it maps to my general impression of Twitter:
  • 6% were spam
  • 24% were self-promotions
  • 29% were useless observations (masters of the obvious or inane)
  • 17% were retweets (serious, if you're Retweeting, add some value to it)
  • leaving 14% for potential meaningful tweets
Not exactly how I'd spend my time.  But hey, if it's your thing, have at it.

Private Eyes...They're Watching You


Apple updated its privacy policy yesterday with some troubling language that permits Apple to collect, store and share "precise location data, including the real-time geographic location of your Apple computer or device" with the caveat that the data is "collected anonymously in a form that does not personally identify you."  Hmmm.  So who ran this ad years and years ago?  And who was part of the company then and now?

Having said that this isn't at a level to begin rioting outside the Cupertino offices or Apple stores.  Location-based services are the new, hip thing for service providers to pursue.  They envision a world of mobile advertisement where you walk down a street and pop open your iPhone and search for somewhere to eat.  In response, the iPhone shows you local restaurants with ads for each within walking distance.  Now, this isn't quite up my alley as I'd probably have a plan already in place for where I want to eat, but similar scenarios could be drawn up (but I don't have an iPhone either).  Then there's the conspiracy theorists: you're walking down the street and enter a T-Mobile store or a Dell store and all of a sudden your iPhone coverage dies out.  You leave the store and volia! it's back on the grid.  Regardless, all of us have daily habits and patterns.  This includes when and where we use our mobile devices.  This data that is collected, anonymous or not, is easily tied to individuals or families - giving clear indications of where you live and work, how and when you commute, where you frequent for lunches or the gym you use.  As technology evolves, we as a society need to start thinking about what "privacy" really means and to what degree is that protected.

What might be most troubling in the whole change by Apple is that there appears no way to opt out of this but still be able to use iTunes.  A lawyer friend suggested that one print out the privacy notice, redline the portion about location data collection, storage and sharing to your wants and then mail it to Apple requesting approval of the modified terms and asking them to enable your access to iTunes.  Nice thought...not sure how it would work in reality.  It might solve some of the economic job woes as Apple would need more lawyers.

Super! Thanks For Asking!

Continuing merrily down the gay highway, here, courtesy of Holy Taco, are Five Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everday Life.

Enjoy!

Fabulous!

The Washington Post reports this morning that President Obama has quietly been chipping away at federal regulations that treat homosexuals differently. For example:

Gay partners of federal workers will now receive long-term health insurance, access to day care and other benefits. Federal Housing Authority loans can no longer consider the sexual orientation of applicants. The Census Bureau plans to report the number of people who report being in a same-sex relationship. Hospitals must allow gays to visit their ill partners. And federal child-care subsidies can be used by the children of same-sex domestic partners.

Good for President Obama. And good for him to figure out how to do so without fueling needless sanctimony and debate.

'Puter thinks these changes are for the better. There is no rational basis to discriminate against homosexuals in these areas. This is not to say 'Puter supports gay marriage, or that the issue of gays in the military is anything close to settled (even among your Gormogons). But these day-to-day domestic matters are different. It is important for our society to strive to treat all citizens as equally as is feasible. It's the basis of our societal coherence. Lose that, and you lose the battle.

Anyway, that's 'Puter's two cents.

Oh, and what's a Washington Post "news" article without a gratuitous slam at President George W. Bush? Here's the crafty reporter letting you know that President Bush was single-handedly responsible for BP/Obama Oilgate 2010: Revenge of the Hydrocarbons:

Obama's orders have relied largely on authority the president has to reshape the federal government, much in the way that George W. Bush used the levers of the federal bureaucracy to relax government restrictions on oil and gas exploration on federally protected land.

Get it? Bush hates gays and likes oil covered pelicans, whereas the Czar hates pelicans and likes oil covered gays.

Classy, guys.

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Imam has his CCW permit, why don’t you?

Illinois and Wisconsin residents have an excuse.

A gun mention from 2003 in this article.

And, seriously, New Mexicans, drive out the Imam, and it's Karbala all over again. Like Jacques de Molay, Val will be avenged.

Via John Lott.

Icon of the Imam from Just Jill's blog.

Coming Soon to a Municipality Near You

Bankruptcy!

'Puter has several brief thoughts.

1. The bill always comes due.

2. It's easy to spend other people's money.

3. Municipalities spend money on really stupid things.

4. Expect to see a whole lot more bankrupt municipalities, particularly in blue-voting districts, where they will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Not a Big Nancy.

The USGS reports via the always rewarding Universe Today that...

The name Nancy has been approved for a crater on Venus located at 6.4N, 272.2E.

Yep, you will find it there on the Hinemoa Planitia. Was it named after anyone in particular?

Turns out, no. They just thought it was a nice name. And the Czar agrees. Hello, Nancy!

More comparing and contrasting

President Obama has racked up 39 rounds of golf since taking office in January 2009.  He had a (likely) record setting pace, reaching 24 rounds by the end of October 2009.  A feat the much-maligned President Bush took over 33 months to do - Obama played 3.5 times as much as Bush in the same period.  After the war in Iraq started in 2003, President Bush hung up the clubs and didn't play another round.  Obama continues to play throughout multiple crises that are his "top attention" items, including 7 times since the oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico.  These outings are, of course, on top of the various parties, basketball sessions and other "outlets" for the POTUS.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Issue #1: Taxes

Country #1 has a "13% flat tax" (albeit not a strict flat tax) and is doing away with capital gains taxes on long-term investments starting in 2011 - largely to attract more investment into domestic businesses.

Country #2 has a progressive tax system and is contemplating adding a VAT and additional high-income taxes.

If you guessed that Country #1 is (or could be) the United States and Country #2 is some foreign country in Europe or Asia, you'd be dead wrong.  Country #2 is, in fact, the United States and Country #1 is Russia.  How backwards is this?  The Russians have lived through communism and various forms of wealth redistribution.  The New Jersey legislature is looking to overturn Gov. Christie's veto of the "millionaire's tax" law.  If this continues, I expect to see American corporations relocate to better tax climates dealing another blow to the American economy. 

Issue #2: Public Sector Unions

Since 'Puter was laid up, maybe his aching back distracted him from this editorial in last Wednesday's WaPo.  Who are these people that editorialize in the WaPo essentially decrying the federalization of public safety unions and almost go so far as decrying public sector unions as a whole?  It solidifies the belief that Sen. Reid (D-NV) is completely out of touch with reality.  The editorial mentions that republicans are in support but only names retiring Sen. Gregg (R-NH) which surprises me.  Maybe the 'Puter can screed in more detail as this is one of his favorite topics.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Vegetable Garden

Pictured, right, is 'Puter's vegetable garden. The one that laid him low with a slipped L4-L5 disc. The picture is taken facing North, with Lake Ontario about nine miles distant.

On the upside, things are progressing nicely in 'Puter's upstate clime. The tomatoes are slow, but that's usual. The broccoli and lettuce is doing quite well. Also in the garden are: green squash; yellow squash; basil; carrots; and beans.

The fence is to keep the pesky rabbits and deer away. Last year, 'Puter harvested a rabbit with his trusty air rifle. Fear not. Mr. Fuzzy Bunny was consumed by one of 'Puter's compatriots. Bunnies make excellent stew.

In a separate garden, 'Puter grows rhubarb, onions and potatoes. The potatoes look good this year, though you never really know until you harvest. Nothing tastes better than fresh vegetables from one's own garden.

Heck, not even 'Puter can live on intense political commentary alone. And Czar needs the vitamins as a result of Mandy's constant bloodletting.

Mailbag v2.0

Now with more Gormogon operative G.D.!

G.D. was also smitten with 'Puter's post of yesterday concerning the New York times and privacy issues. G.D. writes:

Except for otherwise privileged communications (e.g.: between lawyer and client), right? Wasn't there a Supreme Court case in the last year saying that privileged communication was protected from both government and employer review?

'Puter spent all of about 10 seconds Googling for this case. He found this matter from the New Jersey Supreme Court that held employees communicating with counsel using an outside, password protected email account accessed from an employee's work computer remain private. The case did not address whether communications on a work computer from an employee's work email account are protected. 'Puter's betting not, as the employee has no reasonable expectation of privacy in his work account. It is similar to discussion otherwise privileged matters in front of an unrelated third party: the privilege is vitiated.

'Puter would have held differently. 'Puter would have ruled that there is no reasonable expectation of privacy in any personal business conducted from the work computer. 'Puter would have held in favor of the employer. The employee could have communicated via other methods rather than employer-owned property and protected the privilege. 'Puter's especially hardcore about government employees (read union members) using government equipment to further union aims.

But 'Puter's happy to be proven wrong on this issue, and any help with a cite to the relevant case would be appreciated.

Mailbag!


Mr. McFeeley trebucheted the Castle's satchel of mail across the moat and into the inner courtyard in the pre-dawn hours this morning. He's been awfully standoffish ever since that unfortunate encounter with Mandarin's pet manticore, Barry.

Correspondent Blue Sun writes:

First, let me thank the Gormogons for adding me to your blog roll. It always brings me joy to see that someone has found my humble site through yours. Second, I had a thought while at the movie theater last night that fits in somewhat with your article discussing the employer reading the employee's text messages. It seems to me that in this age of electronic "connectyness," we as a people are becoming more and more like sheep. Not only have we made it easy for higher-ups to read our thoughts and track our doings, but we seem to want it (what with the whole social networking thing and all). My brother summed it up nicely as we were discussing it by saying, "The easiest way to control someone is to make him want to be controlled."

While you say that the government would require a warrant to search the man's text messages, your story at least illustrates how easy it is to snoop on someone's privacy.

Blue Sun is correct. Technology is in many ways a wonderful and liberating thing. However, most technology also has a dark side. We have a duty to examine both sides of the equation before using technology.

A simple example this technological balance is vaccination. Vaccines cure many diseases that used to kill hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people each year. In the United States alone, smallpox, polio, measles, mumps, rubella, diptheria, etc. are all consigned to medical textbooks and history books. Vaccinations killed many as well. On the whole, society decided the small risk to the individual of vaccination was worth the overall benefit to society.

Modern communications technology (internet, cell phones, social networking) has undergone no such thorough analysis. To join this revolution is in many ways to give up some of your privacy. Many of us give no thought whatsoever to this infringement. Some of us have given it thought and determined that on balance the benefits of instant communication outweigh the negative impact on privacy.

But how many of us have thought about aggregation of our personal information in the hands of large corporations and the government? Google, Microsoft, you name it. If they can make money of your personal information, they'll do it.

How many of us have thought about the ability of our credit card companies to track out purchases, and, perhaps, sell that information to marketers?

How about EZ Pass? When will cash-strapped states decide to use such toll information to calculate average speed and mail you a ticket without ever having observed you speeding directly?

How creepy is it that your supermarket directly targets ads and coupons to you based on your purchases, as recorded through use of your shoppers club card?

'Puter apologizes for getting tangential, but Blue Sun's thoughts pushed 'Puter down the road to considering the technological onslaught on our zone of privacy. It amazes 'Puter how little thought people give to providing personal information to just about anyone. People no longer seem concerned about privacy.

This has given 'Puter something to mull over as he recuperates.