In this post, 'Puter would like to say thank you to all the men and women in the United States intelligence community, as well as those of our allies. Working in secrecy and anonymity, these folks do a difficult job well. They have to be correct every time, or people die. Their successes we will never know, because the lack of calamity is not newsworthy. Each failure is smeared across the front page of every newspaper in the land, in graphic detail, with commensurate scapegoating.
So, to those of you out there to whom this applies, thank you. You have 'Puter's thanks for keeping 'Puter, his family and his fellow Gormogons safe another day.