Tee Frikkin' Hee

'Puter's correspondent Uncle Jay (of Listen to Uncle Jay fame) forwarded a link to this New York Times story on ObamaCare's implementation.

In its haste to cram poorly drafted health care reform legislation down our throats, Congress inadvertently ordered itself and its immediate staffers to drop their current health care and move into the government run insurance exchanges. That's not so bad, right? Congress is going to have to swallow its own bitter medicine along with the rest of us, right?

It's better than that. There are no government run insurance exchanges. In fact, there will be no government run health insurance exchanges for four more years. So Congress and its staffers have ordered themselves to do the impossible. As a result, by their own hand, they are federally mandated to carry no health insurance.

As Uncle Jay succinctly put it, "[t]his is what happens when you don't read it first, dumb*ss." 'Puter added the asterisk, to make up for his picture of Dat Ho and Sleestak at the Speedos 'n' Rasslin' Boots Expo yesterday. Sorry again for that, JAB.