GorT accepts the Terms and Conditions presented by the Czar and offers the following:
In the event the Capitals lose out prior to the Blackhawks, GorT is prepared to send:
To the Czar, a Twilight novella (one, it's his hidden vice, two, it'll help understand the Volgi's obsession with vampires...well, maybe not), a professional beard trimming kit (first, look at the Czar, he has trouble keeping from looking unkempt and furthermore, he's going to need to cleanup that playoff beard growth-for-luck beard), $5 of stock in Fujitsu so he can continue his interest in dense wave multiplexing and finally a small bag of treats to enjoy after the win.
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