A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone.
In regards to your earlier post about the obscurantist ẖojatoleslām who was blaming seismic activity on the wiles of wanton women.* Obviously, sure, Eyjafjallajökull’s eruption was caused by Mandy’s Tectonomat® because he needed to short some airline stocks to win back that thirty mil Dat Ho took off him at backyard buzkashi.
But as far as “stir-frying the rice” goes, the ladies always tell the Volgi, “You made the earth move, baby,” or “Oh my God, I felt like a volcano,” so maybe there’s something to it after all.
*The Talmud says it’s maybe gay sex that causes earthquakes. Or it’s disputes. Or not having a king. Or not rebuilding the Temple of Solomon while holding circuses…
孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)