A Gormogon Phone App

Rejoice, followers and bastard non-followers!

The Mandarin has released one of his many, famous mind control applications as an iPhone app!

With a couple of taps, you can direct your iPhone toward anyone and seize control of their mind.

It is, however, only available at the Droid Marketplace. No one is sure why he would be the only person to sell an iPhone app at a place you cannot download it from, but hey... he is the inscrutable one.

Search for the app under the name VGhJcyBBcFAgaVMgTm9UIEF2QWlMYUJsRSBGb1IgdEhlIGlQYWQ=.