'Puter would like to state that drag racing naval warfare surface vessels is immature, irresponsible and dangerous. 'Puter agrees that the Capt. Holly Graf of the U.S.S. Cowpens deserved to be removed from her posting, for this and the other misconduct noted in the article.
That said, 'Puter thinks it would be totally cool to get behind the controls of one of these bad boys and race Czar around the alpine lake just north of Castle Gormogon.