The Chinese beer is apparently named Snow, possibly from the melamine flakes floating in it, and the Czar does not know anyone who drinks it.
It shall be so noted that the Czar does not know anyone who drinks Bud Light, either, although his money would be on GorTechie.
Thank goodness for soft news.
UPDATE (GorT): Just thought I'd clarify that yes, I've consumed Bud Light, but I generally have a "decent beer threshold" now that I'm out of college and holding a full-time job (Foster's, Guinness, higher-end microbrews) but when limited to lower-end beer, I generally choose Miller Light. For some odd reason, it's a staple in my neighborhood.
Update Update: The reason it’s popular in GorT’s neighborhood is that—and I stress I am not making this up—as his parish priest once said to his flock, “You are all a bunch of dysfunctional alcoholics!”