This is why we need to fully fund a federal program to give school janitors cellphone cameras. Preferably HD-capable, perhaps low-light capable as well. It would be a far better use of tax dollars than the Chevy Volt dancers, and would produce much more popular video.
Mark's missive is so full of win, 'Puter had to post it. As to Mark's idea, 'Puter couldn't agree more. Now there's a stimulus program 'Puter can get behind.* Come to think of it, this may be the only type of teacher union 'Puter can honestly say he supports.
Let Mark's success serve as encouragement for all other Gormogon operatives to correspond with your Gormogons. You may get to get all published on teh intarwebs and whatnot.
*Sexual innuendo intended.