It is with a heavy heart that I wish to extend my apologies to our Gormogon operatives in Australia for the imminent iceberg collision with your fine continent.
This unfortunate situation is the result of Sleestak and Dat Ho playing grab-ass and knocking a glass of orange Fanta onto the targeting console of one of my various orbital toys. Rest assured they have both been repeatedly booted in the gut.
The management here at the castle is truly sorry for any inconvenience this collision may cause.
The Tolerant Left
10 minutes ago