Breaking Science News!

'Puter needs to confirm CNN's amazing scientific climatological analysis with GorT and Czar, for the depth and breadth of CNN's breakthrough is astonishing!

CNN has discovered that when it rains a lot over a long period of time, it floods. CNN apparently previously thought that flooding only occurred with single large storms, like tropical storms and hurricanes. Thank goodness CNN has cleared up a societal misundertanding of the origins of flooding. Think of the lives that will be saved! No more will people stand idly by as their houses fill with floodwaters from rivers swollen by days of rain, thinking erroenously that flooding can only occur with one, really big storm.

'Puter, through well placed sources, has learned that CNN will be breaking more science news tomorrow: a five part series concluding that if you eat more calories than you burn, over time, you get fat.