This Can't Be Correct

Not for nothing, but who knew JC Penney had $1,000,000.00 worth of jewelry to steal? And a gang of jewel thieves preying exclusively on JCP?

Usually when 'Puter goes shopping for Mrs. 'Puter's anniversary gift at the JCP jewelry counter, all they have are those great "BFF" pendants or "choose your kids' birthstone" rings. The ones frequented by Massholes have tons of cheaply made claddagh rings. It'd take a ton of that quality to add up to $1,000,000 in inventory.

*Pictured, right, is jewelry from Czar's "Inspired By Deliverance" collection. Motto: Jewelry So Nice, It'll Make Her Squeal Like A Pig!