So on some recent radio show hosted by the Rev. Al Sharpton, a male caller phoned in with a theory about Michael Jackson’s death. Turns out he didn’t kill himself using a panoply of pharmaceuticals. It was all Sarah Palin’s doing.Ok, the Gormogons may have to officially endorse that theory to spread confusion and madness behind the cloak of which we can advance our schemes for world domination.
Yep, according to the caller, "maybe she did something to Michael Jackson," and "maybe she’s stepping down because something’s about to come out."
Man, that’s two dudes in a week. Clearly she resigned to pursue her new career as a celebrity spree killer.