'Puter Busted!

Finally the fuzz caught up to 'Puter, busting both 'Puter and Mrs. 'Puter on a bogus domestic violence rap.

That is, until 'Puter realized he'd ben caught orange handed.

*What kind of genius law enforcement officer writes in his report "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault"? Cheetos are clearly corn based life forms, with glowing orange skins.