Thursday, May 7, 2009

A Typical Day

Denier! Denier!!Your Czar found himself in a lengthy elevator ride today with a liberal. The Czar only learned the man was a liberal from our conversation, which went thus:
CZAR: Thirty-nine, please.

LIB: Because of Bush and Cheney and the whole illegal war in Iraq!

CZAR: Thanks.

LIB: Typical Limbaugh response, there, dittohead.

CZAR: I was sort of hoping that rain would hold out until tonight.

LIB: Yeah, like how we let Bin-Laden go free?

CZAR: Yeah, but the lawn needs it.

LIB: Only because he inherited that deficit from Bush!

CZAR: It’s only going to screw up traffic.

LIB: Karl Rove was the real mastermind, not that war dodger.

CZAR: I think it’s already up to an hour, out-bound.

LIB: And Obama will cram that down your throats again in 2012!

CZAR: No, I missed the last inning, but heard the bullpen collapsed.

LIB: All you global warming deniers ignore the evidence. Deniers! Deniers!

CZAR: I don’t think they’ll trade him until they get his value back up.

LIB: Hah! The whole GOP is in total free-fall right now.

CZAR: Here’s my floor. Have a good one.

LIB: He didn’t do anything about North Korea!

CZAR: You too.