'Puter Is (Still) Always Right

Unfortunately, Czar and Volgi doubt 'Puter's omniscience. For this heresy, there must be punishment, swift and severe.

'Puter is dispatching to Czar and Volgi each their own personal Popobawa, which demon will torment them nightly.

And 'Puter stands by his statement that the Blackhawks have the best uniforms. And that the addition of skates thereto may help the 'Hawks compete.

However, the Blackhawks still: Stink. On. Ice.