'Puter is Evil

By now, we've all seen the first American recipient of a face transplant. The woman's story is horrible. She was shot in the face by her husband in an attempted murder-suicide, destroying much of the middle of her face.

'Puter, being the unkind, insenstive ass he is couldn't help but note her resemblance to chin faces.

'Puter is going to Hell, no doubt about it.