The Gormogons' network of informants tells 'Puter that President Obama's ordered a t-shirt with the logo (pictured, right) with a shipping address of "Only Dwelling With Electricity And Plumbing, The Hermit Kingdom." That's certain to change Kim's mind on his dogged pursuit of nuclear weapons. Who can resist poorly drawn cartoon kids and incoherent "logic?"
Now if only President Obama could get this bumper sticker and put it on the back of his limo, then the school funding "crisis" would be solved, too.
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