Michelle, Ma Belle

'Puter feels mildly nauseated for writing this, but here goes anyway.

To date, to the best of 'Puter's knowledge (which his fellow Gormogons will quickly correct), First Lady Michelle Obama has been an acceptable and non-controversial First Lady. This is not to say the First Lady is not screamingly liberal, nor that she does not exert outsized influence behind the scenes.

Let the corrections of 'Puter's misperception rain down upon him, like stones upon the condemned.