Obey Me

OBEY

The Czar is no fool. He views the Live Traffic stats down at the bottom of the blog, here.

He sees that the most popular blog, world-wide, is Creepy Despots.

He also know you like it only because it has Hello Kitty on it.

Fine then. The Czar wants more international traffic, and if this is what you want, you can have all you like. Just keep reading. And obeying her.