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Friday, March 6, 2009

Another state of soft-minded fools falls to Gormogonical schemes

The Commonwealth bows to the Thirteenth Imam.
Scripsit 孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV) at 1:29 PM
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