A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone.
Even if you haven't been following the nitty-gritty of this contretemps, this is one of the most entertaining smackdowns you'll ever read, by the great Mark Steyn. For ’Puter: underage sex and bestiality!