Be Still, My Beating Heart

Behold 'Puter's new girlfriend, Megan McArdle of The Atlantic! Why, you may ask, does 'Puter need a girlfriend when he's got Mrs. 'Puter at home?

Beacuse Ms. McArdle may be the person most simpatico with 'Puter's thoughts on teachers' unions and public schooling.

Read Ms. McArdle here, here, here, here and here, and be amazed at her ability to concisely state what 'Puter cannot.

Bonus, Ms. McArdle is smart and attractive. And apparently has ties to Newark, NY, not so far from 'Puter's family compound.