“Math class is hard!” —Teen Talk Barbie (1994)

…and Ghettoputer (1983-87).

So, GorT ain't happy about the tire-inflation-as-better-than-offshore-drilling idea, eh? Well, unlike certain oneupsmanship-obsessed techies who are apparently too lazy to bust out their HP35s'es, this guy decided to do the math. In case you follow in Teen Talk Barbie's footsteps, I'll cut to the chase for you. Even accepting the 27%-underinflation estimate that GorT takes such umbrage to

…at most, four-tenths of one percent of all the oil we use might be wasted by under-inflated tires.

Quoth Emeril, bam.