Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,719

Welcome back to school kids! It's going to be a fun-tastic year here in good old Sodus Central School District in Upstate New York. Guess what? One of your teachers is going to be "transitioning genders!" Isn't that great?

No one whould worry though, because the rights of the teacher supersede the rights of the kids not to be psychologically traumatized. Not to mention our union contract requires it. We've thoughtfully provided psychologists and counselors to steer your children through this disturbing experience.

Rant done. 'Puter's back. Bless the poor teacher who thinks he/she needs to reassign genders, but c'mon, school board. How about giving the teacher a year off with pay to transition and then bringing the teacher back with his/her new sex? Teacher's happy. Kids are not traumatized. Union can't complain. Everyone wins.

To quote the insufficient, meaningless excuse schools give us when they raise our property taxes: "Don't worry. It's for the children."